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Randy

Squat thrust your love!

About Me

3 time WWF heavyweight champion! Yeah! Once smashed Ricky the Dragon Steamboat's larnyx with a bell. I enjoy cheating, using brass knuckles, and laying the smack down with a flying elbow from the top rope! OH YEAH!

My Interests

eating hot dogs on the beach, headbutting dipshits, breaking 2x4s over your skull, puttin' it in the bootwang, OH YEAH!

I'd like to meet:

Louie Anderson, Corcky Thatcher, Maya Angelou, Angela Lansbury, Tito Santana, God, and that liitle jap who eats all those hot dogs.

Music:

Great White, Skynyrd, Michael Bolton, Molly Hatchet, Yanni, L7, Abba, Shabba Ranks, Minuda, the Go Gos, B 52s, Village People, Slayer, new Metallica, Nick Lachey, Shaquille O'neill, Fushnickens, Onyx, D 12, Dogstar, Manowar, Ratt, Whitesnake, The Crue, The Cure, Tori Amos, Ani Difranco, Double Agent, queen, the bass boys

Movies:

the Rambo trilogy, the Rocky trilogy, Cobra, Black Dog, Roadhouse, Deathwish 2, anything with Bronson, Fried Green Tomatoes, Leprechaun in da Hood, Baby Boy, Parenthood, Commando, Raw Deal, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Red Dawn, Hot Shots 2, Cuffs, Tango & Cash

Books:

Dr. Phil's "How to establish a healthy relationship". Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Ed Geing biography. Anything by Ayn Raynd. The Color Purple. Elron Hubbard's Dianetics. The Gosple according to that jew kid from Isreal.

Heroes:

Thet little jap who can eat all those hot dogs.