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Lankylurkr

I feel a deep pain in my soul.... no.... wait.... that's gas.

About Me


Total GeekCore type fellow. RPG's, Cartoons, Comics, Comix,'zines, etc.

Discover your Patron Geek (Thanks to Scott Kurtz @ PvPonline.com)
You're Geekcore. While a mixed blessing at best, you are part of an elite group who know the power of the in-joke. You walk a fine line between social pariah and life of the party. Francis Ottoman is your Patron Geek.
You're The Dictionary!
by Merriam-Webster
You're one of those know-it-all types, with an amazing amount of knowledge at your command. People really enjoy spending time with you in very short spurts, but hanging out with you for a long time tends to bore them. When folks really need an authority to refer to, however, you're the one they seek. You're an exceptional speller and very well organized.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .


You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.

You have the Gift of Wisdom


69%

You have the Gift of Discernment


63%

You have the Gift of Empathy


50%

You have the Gift of a Seer


50%

You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision


25%

You sadly do not recognize your gift yet


19%
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? ?? Which Angel Or Demon Are You ?? ?? Which Horror Movie Are You Living ?? Which ArchAngel are you most like?
Uriel. You're most like the ArchAngel of Transformation. You like teaching, and bringing the joy of learning new stuff to others. You have limited patience for stupid people despite having an amazing amount of patience otherwise. I just want to go on record saying that this picture of Uriel is extremely gay - I did not choose it
You Are 84% Bipolar
You have some serious ups and downs, maybe to the point of endangering your own life.
Consult a doctor to see if you may truly have bipolar disorder. Are You Bipolar?
You Are Gonzo the Great
"Is something burning in here? Oh, it's just me."
You're a total nutball who will do anything for attention.
The first to take a dare, you'll pull almost any stunt.
You're one weird looking creature, but your chickens don't mind!
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

My Interests

Check my Blog for latest obsessions, distractions and mental detrius that I manage to shake loose.

I'd like to meet:

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I changed my mind about the whole "no groups, no porn" thing. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't get any visits at all. So, spam away!

You are now marked on my profile visitor map!

Music:

Most everything...

Movies:

Too many to list. Bubba-Ho-Tep, Tank Girl, Troops, Blazing Saddles, The Calamari Wrestler, Kaiju Big Battel.... you get the picture.

Television:

Adult Swim, hands down. British Comedy, Cartoon Network...

Books:

Mostly Sci-fi, Fantasy, anything I can get my hands on

Heroes:

Does it matter? Yes it does - My Friends, My family, My Wife, and Most importantly, My Sons.

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My Blog

Big News

Hi All, Well big news everyone - I've created a new "professional" page for the next step in my life: Author. More information as it comes available, but here is the link to my new profile.My Pro...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 09:43:00 PST

Hooray! Stupidity in Action!

So, I get this email from my mother-in-law earlier today: not suprizingly, it was a mass forwarded little bit of something from Snopes.com about those really cheap, nasty flip-flops from China that ca...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 05:26:00 PST

The Oscars

What is there that I can say that truly expresses my feelings about the impending Oscars and the writer's strike in hollywood? I don't really know, but for some reason, I just want to fly out to Holly...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:44:00 PST

Aw F*CK! Nerdfighters Attack!

 Well, I'm back, and needless to say, I've been blindsided.As you all may or may not know, The love of my life (Nateskitten) and I are expecting our third, but we have not been able to come up wi...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:37:00 PST

Huzzah! Picture Movie Game!

 Found some pics that I found rather funny. So, I figure I'll inflict them on you. Can you name the movie that they're poking fun at?o.k., granted, this last one is not a movie....
Posted by Lankylurkr on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:25:00 PST

Latest installment of Goofy Shit

Well, My brodie broha Honeythorne Sent me something that I love dearly - a zombie pic! Hurrah!Here it is...As you all may (or probably don't) know, I totally dig zombies. Don't ask me why I do, I can'...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:32:00 PST

On a more serious subject.

 Well, they finally did it. Imus has been demonized to the point that he has become a non-entity. Yes, bowing to "popular pressure" Imus had his radio show canceled today.  While on the one...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST

Even more goofy shit!

    eBay. You gotta love it. There is no other place on the net where you can not only bid on stuff like first edition books and game systems but also bull testicle sack purses and nudi...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:36:00 PST

Some more goofy shit

 I don't know if you guys remember the PBS gameshow "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?". For those that don't, it was a game show that was based upon the PC games that taught kids world geog...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:39:00 PST

Hurrah! Finally, someone has sent me something! (Not Work Appropriate)

 Kermit has fallen a long way down since Jim left. Here's his latest. ...
Posted by Lankylurkr on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:33:00 PST