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John

Just chillin'

About Me

6'2" and grotesquely unattractive. My hideous visage invokes shrill howls from the townspeople. I have been banished as a recluse to the Gilded Forest...It is there that I live out my life in silent desperation, muttering to my self while delicate forest creatures squeel away in terrified haste, simply because I've emerged from tormented abode seeking water...By the way...I'm single.By the way..Haven't figured out how to edit all the fields on my account...I actually don't smoke but do drink socially... I want 103 kids.

My Interests

Atmospheric Sciences... Love the weather and can rattle your skull until your brain oozes out with theoretical chit-chat.

I'd like to meet:

First of all...I don't know who this Tom person is that claims to be my friend. I guess it's like your Freshman year at college, when they assign you a roommate? ..I'm new here; guess I'm stuck with the dude.Anyway, really here for old friends from childhood in Kalamazoo Michigan (Kazoo School), Rockport and Acton Massachusetts, college in Lowell...

Music:

All ...except of course Country...

Movies:

Really love Cinema... Like off-beat material as well as main stream pap.

Television:

TV sucks... I liked that Frazier show I s'pose. The Science Channel can be ok if you can tolerate the dumbed-down overtones of simplification for the droves of "Idiot Americans"... History Channel...? Definitely nothing keyed into Fox and or any other extended tentacles of the oligarchy, though.

Books:

Lucifer's Hammer, Contact, Andromeda Strain, Foundation Series (3), The Ring World Engineers, The Perfect Storm, Isaac's Storm, Footfall, Confederacy of Dunces...yadda yadda yadda

Heroes:

Can't think of an appropriate cliche at that moment...