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Longman?

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About Me

wayfarer of the socially benighted... one being this idiot savant. or rather, think of caligula in the early years. back when he used to go off and women were lining up around the block for miles like the Great Wall of China. you can see it from space. Shoot Dope, Blow Loads, Kill Pigs.

Photos. Sluts. Prizes. Just Click It.

"...like fuck ye says... ah'm here tae score"

My Interests

you're not who they're making you out to be... this can be the worst of things or the best of things... but it goes both ways... one day it's going to hit you... and god forbid...no matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice. None of this matters. We're just warming up. You're birth will be a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct.But after all, we all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.So let me go to hell, that’s all I ask - and go on cursing them there - and have them look down and hear me. that might take some of the shine off their bliss.

I'd like to meet:



Naomi Watts. I'm a fourteen year old boy. Also, anything that comes out of this guy's mouth is easilly regarded as gospel in my camp. Don't think so? Set yourself on fire.

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Myspace Is For Sexual Predators.
These Are People I Would Definitely Invite To A Gangbang

Her

Matt Clark MATT CLARK!!

Zombie Fever

"I get mediocre at something and then I quit. Blau. Tron."

Everyone Come See My Weenus!

Dude. You're really tan.

Don't You Hate Pants?

Bicurious Adam Lancaster Former US Marine and Graduate of SMNW

Hackules

The Inspiration: Herrggenferffer

Crash. Boogie. Diego.

Ma and Pa Beansy

Drewcifer Stolamite

Soda Jerk Presents: Ben Davis

Born In The Flood

3OH!3

The Photo Atlas

Signal to Noise

Morning After Records

Grace Like Gravity Are Fucking Dead

Let's Get Creepy.

Music:

i know absolutely nothing about music.

never have i ever... ever.

Movies:

flicks I pull out of a net.

Television:

sportscenter. daily show. adult swim. letterman.

Books:

"Dante and Shakespeare divide the world between them -- there is no third." - T.S. Eliot

Still, here are a few 'thirds'...

nine parts of desire, porno, finnegan's wake, the acid house, glamorama, all in the timing, how we are hungry, harry potter, principles of web design, invisible monsters, managing enterprise content, xml for dummies.oh what the hell..."The product of paper and printed ink, that we commonly call the book, is one of the great visible mediators between spirit and time, and, reflecting zeitgeist, lasts as long as ore and stone." - Johann Georg Hamanndon't read? get fucked.

Heroes:

my family. they know who they are.

My Blog

Summertime!

It's getting cold... which means fall so let's re-cap...Actually...It's getting late... So let's not re-cap... maybe I will someday...probably not... I'm actually looking at the lack of 'blogging' (sh...
Posted by Longman? on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:10:00 PST

word fun. part I of... who cares...

ACUMEN!what a wonderful word! let's discuss... -a·cu·men [uh-kyoo-muhn, ak-yuh-]nounkeen insight; shrewdness: remarkable acumen in business matters.[Origin: 152535; Usage Note: The pronunciatio...
Posted by Longman? on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:52:00 PST

oh but you carry yourself so well...

i wrote something long and stupid here. i deleted it upon reading it again and realized... "blogs"... whatever they are, or may be, are dumb... at least for the most part. keep a diary... the minute y...
Posted by Longman? on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

i know you know i know...

strange days...talk to me in a week, the week after that... and the week after that... things i can talk about that only mask the underlying importantance of said events:again... lists.1.) born in the...
Posted by Longman? on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

holy goddamn

i have a flickr account. check it. i'll remind you again later. you (yes YOU!) may be in one of these pictures. it's growing too. Decided I needed to use my scanner for... something.in other 'news'......
Posted by Longman? on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST

amalgamate. (x3!)

a few things first...a.) i break shit down into alphanumeric points often. really. i'm doing it right now. who cares? i do. b.) if i get invited to a birthday party where i don't know anyone and i've ...
Posted by Longman? on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:59:00 PST

Amalgamate: Part Deux

see the first "Amalgamate" (i.e. the other blog) if this makes no sense to you. i'm not explaining it twice.SHIT'S COMPILED SON!"the thing that should be furthest from my mind is the only thing i feel...
Posted by Longman? on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:21:00 PST