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WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE?

chuck norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

About Me

well well well, if it isn't round 4 for "about me". you would think i would just stay the same so i wouldn't have to fill this out anymore. but alas, my coolness can not be contained. names Javan, pronounced Nin-Jah. or he-ro. either way i'm cool with. i get down with c130's in the massively multiplayer i hate my job life role playing game i like to call the Air Force. i just moved to North Carolin and would like to burn it to the ground. *and in other news North Carolina has caught fire and police suspect a smilng white man jumping from roof top to roof top with a black shit tired around his head claming to be a ninja. more details to come* soooooooo, i'm a lil sarcasitc and a make fun of myself alot. but then i really build my self back up with compliments. i am the most easy going guy ever, seriously that guy you thought about when you thought in your head "hummm i wonder if he's more laid back then laid back jimmy?" and yes.... jimmy has nothing on me. country music makes me cry because my ears bleed. YAY for me! soon i'll have a cheerleading squad. OMG!! i almost forgot because it's such a new thing, but i have a BEAUTIFUL daughter. her name is Kairi Ahnijah Lynne Rothwell if you say it fast it sounds like annihilation. i love her and miss her so much, jamie the mother is one of my best friends and she agrees that shes the cutest thing eva! EVA!! GILMORE GIRLS FOREVER!!!!!!!!! what?

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My Interests

i interest me quite a bit... i like to pretend i'm a woman with legionaires disease that just broke up with her long time boyfriend kermit the hermit crab. i pretend i like chocolate even though i hate it. then i pretend that i'm pretending to hate chocolate and pretend my way to several pounds on the love handles if ya know what i mean. i hate chocolate. what?

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet jamican jesus so i can tell him my joke. i would also like to meet a talking muffin so i can tell him a joke. and of course some nacho cheese so i can tell one more joke. i'm a funny man when it comes to jamican jesus, talking muffins, and nacho cheese. if i could run into jamican jesus on a beach with a nacho cheese topped talking muffin..... well... that would just be heaven now wouldn't it? VIVA LES RESISTANCE!! what?

Music:

if you don't even know about it, i know about it and love it. i'm so indie, tori amos comes up to me and is all like... "so, what's up with the indie scene?" and all i do is lift my drink to my mouth taste the sweet life giving captian morgan spiced rum and reply "oh, tori... you jest. now be a doll and go put a shirt on and buy me a drink." then she buys me a drink.... she always buys me a drink... what?

Movies:

i star in all of my favorite movies. javan club (fight club) javan supremacy (bourne supremacy) the javan ending story (the neverending story) javan (laybrinth) javan (legend) javan (javan) javan city (sin city). there's a couple of moives out there that don't have my name on them... but no one watches them. ...what?

Television:

gilmore girls... HIMYM, (how i meet your mother), i also like to watch documentaries of behind the scenes of cooking shows. cause i cook like an abused french maid that cooks alot and gets really good at it because if she's not good at it.... she gets abused. and who in their right mind likes to be abused? no one, so start cooking better woman!! what?

Books:

i read like a librarian that gets abused if she dosen't get up to a 10th grade reading level by the end of her first day in the library. she's scared but can't tell anyone cause she's in a library and has to be really quite. and no one likes her either. except for raul that is willing to take a chance on a horrible reader cause he see potential where others see a broken down middle aged librian with slightly above average hair.

Heroes:

me, me, me, a thousand times me. and cloud stife. had jamie let me name our daughter `Cloud Strife My Muscles Are Huge Even Though I Am A Girl Rothwell` still probably would have went with kairi. but i would have had to think about it. seriously though every new person i meet changes me just slightly so everyone i've meet in my life is a small hero to me because you have made me what i am today... the hero.

My Blog

why the hell not do the robot?

i just want to talk about the small things in life reall quick. is that ok with you? do ya mind? do ya? i look for something simple in my every day life to make me happy. it can be as simple as laughi...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

pope = slums.... dammit where did i end up this time?

i'm not the slum lord yet.... but the real question is, do i want to be? hahahahaha so far..... *cough*idratherbeinsideadeadpersonthenintheslumsiwillforever knowas"outthemanchestergate"*cough* so yeah,...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 05:13:00 PST

i rant when things don't go my way.

 in a small office jamed between Military Promotinos and the files they keep about eveyone of us in the military and the STD's the USAF has monopolized, javan stands ready for his initial assign...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:27:00 PST

drunk... fuck yeah? FUCK YEAH!

1. When was the last time you drank? *walks to the freezer to get his captain so he can say right about..... now*  "right now"2. Where did u drink at? right now i'm in my stolen $700 Air Force st...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

the military sucks ass if your in it.

ok sooooo let me tell you why things are shitty in iraq. papper work. the military sucks ass and here's why: everything you do in the military requires papper work. i can't wipe my ass unless i have a...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:55:00 PST

that's how you do crazy

Atreyu says: you can't do that like i do it Jamie says: im not trying to do it like you do it Jamie says: i'm just saying Atreyu says: you have to embrace crazy, like it's your power animal Jamie...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:41:00 PST

got some time to kill..... javan will kill it for you. murder baby 101!!

Name: J to the what?? ...oh, we know what it is. it's avan. Single or taken: saken.... or sunken or tingle. all words oddly enoughSex: ....y get it? sex....y sexy... think out of the box pplBirthday: ...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

cause it made me laugh, i don't care if you don't laugh

yeah so sometimes my conversations with ppl are one sided. like this time with jamie :) god bless my lil heart.       Jamie says: that is SOOOOOOOO much longer than a second you punk...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:51:00 PST

javan and ryan pacifc terminal leave tour!!

so yeah, everyone's like "wtf javan where ya been?" then i ask them if they like killer bees.... that throws them off guard long enough for me to throw a glass of water in their face and run screaming...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:49:00 PST

you wouldn't survive in my room

some of you may know about the hell that is my room. some of you may be oblivious to the scorch marks that is my wall paper. i don't know what in the world is going on with this room but it's a millio...
Posted by WHY IS THE ROBOT MY HAPPY DANCE? on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 04:15:00 PST