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i interest me quite a bit... i like to pretend i'm a woman with legionaires disease that just broke up with her long time boyfriend kermit the hermit crab. i pretend i like chocolate even though i hate it. then i pretend that i'm pretending to hate chocolate and pretend my way to several pounds on the love handles if ya know what i mean. i hate chocolate. what?
i would like to meet jamican jesus so i can tell him my joke. i would also like to meet a talking muffin so i can tell him a joke. and of course some nacho cheese so i can tell one more joke. i'm a funny man when it comes to jamican jesus, talking muffins, and nacho cheese. if i could run into jamican jesus on a beach with a nacho cheese topped talking muffin..... well... that would just be heaven now wouldn't it? VIVA LES RESISTANCE!! what?
if you don't even know about it, i know about it and love it. i'm so indie, tori amos comes up to me and is all like... "so, what's up with the indie scene?" and all i do is lift my drink to my mouth taste the sweet life giving captian morgan spiced rum and reply "oh, tori... you jest. now be a doll and go put a shirt on and buy me a drink." then she buys me a drink.... she always buys me a drink... what?
i star in all of my favorite movies. javan club (fight club) javan supremacy (bourne supremacy) the javan ending story (the neverending story) javan (laybrinth) javan (legend) javan (javan) javan city (sin city). there's a couple of moives out there that don't have my name on them... but no one watches them. ...what?
gilmore girls... HIMYM, (how i meet your mother), i also like to watch documentaries of behind the scenes of cooking shows. cause i cook like an abused french maid that cooks alot and gets really good at it because if she's not good at it.... she gets abused. and who in their right mind likes to be abused? no one, so start cooking better woman!! what?
i read like a librarian that gets abused if she dosen't get up to a 10th grade reading level by the end of her first day in the library. she's scared but can't tell anyone cause she's in a library and has to be really quite. and no one likes her either. except for raul that is willing to take a chance on a horrible reader cause he see potential where others see a broken down middle aged librian with slightly above average hair.
me, me, me, a thousand times me. and cloud stife. had jamie let me name our daughter `Cloud Strife My Muscles Are Huge Even Though I Am A Girl Rothwell` still probably would have went with kairi. but i would have had to think about it. seriously though every new person i meet changes me just slightly so everyone i've meet in my life is a small hero to me because you have made me what i am today... the hero.