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Divergent Dame

Always show the you in you that makes you the you that you are.

About Me

Okay so... I MADE STAFF!!!!!... and i'm so so so so so so happy about it!!!! SOME POOR AIRMAN WILL GET ME AS THEIR SUPERVISOR! Well they're probably a really lucky SOB but hell who knows. Anyway this means new things for us... who knows what but I'll let you all know. So my sleeves willl be getting heavier soon and Al Udeid here I come. Kai baby will be almost a year old by the time both Javan and I get back from over there. Anyway enough about the AF bs... I'm quirky, I'm different, I'm me... haha you'd probably think I'm pretty weird once you get to know me. But as I see it normal is boring. I want to go skydiving. I figure if there's something cool out there I should do it. The fact that it might kill me? Um... whateva! I'd be having a blast til the end right? I want to put on a flame retardant skin suit and run around Utah up in flames. I hear it keeps the weirdos away. And let me tell you, Salt Lake is the perfect place to find half the weirdos that exist in this UNIVERSE!! I have the cutest, and need I mention WEIRDEST baby in the world! She was born on 15 February! If you don't believe that she's the best thing that ever happened to this state ask Javan... he'll tell you for 10 days straight how perfect she is :P Okay so this is way off subject but I can't wait for Halloween this year. I'm trying to think of an awesome costume already so that all the rest of you look like nerds. Nerds in a bad way. Not the "you're different, so you're a nerd" way, but the "you look like an idiot because you're not as cool as me" kind of way. hahahaha. I sounded like a total snob there and just in case you didn't figure it out I wasn't serious if you took it snotty. I'm not a snob, but I am pretty kick ass. :D You don't believe me? I'll challenge you to an elliptical race. Some people geek out to WOW... some people play basketball... I do the elliptical. May sound sad but I race my own time everyday. And for those of you who don't know, I'M GONNA BE A SUPERMODEL hahahaha. No really look for me :D....

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My Interests

Right now, my main interest is sanity. If you got a drug to keep it GIVE IT TO ME!! lol. Nah um I like to be outside. Mountain climbing, Rock Climbing, the lake, camping, tubing, drinking, dancing, chillin, um wait i'm gonna stop naming things here. If it's cool I'll do it. And I was pretty sheltered as a kid b/c of where I grew up so chances are that there's a lot I haven't done. Definitely some unmentionable things there too. If you don't know what I'm talkin about so sad for ya!! My eyes are my secret weapon. Not many people have green eyes right? Well I do. Let me let you in on a little secret. People with green eyes can read your mind. Scary huh? So don't lie to me. I may not tell you right away but eventually you'll know that I know what you didn't think that I knew :D

I'd like to meet:

You know, I don't know who I want to meet. I don't like people who think too much of themselves, but I do like people who are confident!! So I guess confident people who are able to walk through a crowd without sticking their noses up so high that a bird should be crapping on them any second now. Come to think of it, I think that guy needs to clean out his nose. Gross. BUT HONESTLY... I would love to meet Vin Diesel. I dunno... something about muscles. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM makes me shiver. IN A GOOD WAY!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I thought it was Jamie but recently I was told it's Ace
Birthday: January 9th. I'm going to stop having birthdays. I'm 21 so whats the point in having them now?
Birthplace: Nashvegas! Miss it but won't live there again.
Current Location: Mormonville, Utah. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Eye Color: Green? I think they're Green or blue most of the time.
Hair Color: Brown. I'm a brunette and I'll stay that way for at least 4 more months. Maybe a redhead in March.
Height: 5 foot nothing. Yes I'm short. It' the new hot thing. :)
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm a righty. Don't sit beside me at dinner if you're a lefty. I'll probably push you out of your seat. Dinner time is SACRED!!
Your Heritage: Easiest way to answer: I'm a mutt!
The Shoes You Wore Today: I haven't worn any so far. Guess I'll wear boots when I go to work though.
Your Weakness: CHOCOLATE!!
Your Fears: If you knew my life right now you'd understand. I'm invincible. No really.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese when I eat it. I hate all the grease though.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I wanted BTZ. Got that. Any ideas for a new goal?
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Well mine is the :P on msn. Everything you say you can use that for. Think about it... OH yeah and I use... way too much!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I don't sleep. :D
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: Once again, sleep isn't something I do these days.
Your Most Missed Memory: Captain Morgan :(
Pepsi or Coke: Mr. Morgan and coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither... greasy... ick
Single or Group Dates: Either one. Depends on who's there! With group dates you can take more pictures. And add more blackmale to the entire group.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: It's whateva...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Whattaya thinkNER!! Chocolate!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino!! I always burn my tongue though!
Do you Smoke: ewww
Do you Swear: Well yeah but I try not to. I swear it's the hormones. I SWEAR! See I feel great right now! One wrong move on your part and you'll be like :O
Do you Sing: Yeah, I should stop that. The baby might purposely go deaf if I keep that up.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah... Who doesn't? I mean really.
Have you Been in Love: Still deciding that one!
Do you want to go to College: Yeah. I'm doing the college thing here and there. The whole Air Force thing kinda took over that one.
Do you want to get Married: One of these days.
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah. Getting better at it by the day.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not that I recall. I get other people sick b/c I move around too much. You're feeling sick already aren't you??
Do you think you are Attractive: I like my new picture. I've gotten RAVE reviews.
Are you a Health Freak: I try to be. But goodness I'm prego. Health Freak and prego don't mix well. All I want is... you got it! CHOCOLATE!!
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well. Always helps to have the best parents in the entire world.
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm passed out drunk, they are the greatest thing in the world. Otherwise, stay away from me.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the eliptical machine at the gym. Doesn't count huh?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Better Question: In the past 6 months have you drank alcohol. Answer NO!!! I better get a case of Captain from somebody at the end of February!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Um no.
In the past month have you been on : The moon? Mars? Jupiter? Mars was pretty cool.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah. I get bored a lot.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Thank God I can say no to this. In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/Green/Blue-green/Hazel/Brown! haha okay I don't care. I guess I love blue eyes but that's just b/c they really stand out!
Favourite Hair Color: I could care less. If you look good with purple hair, that's hot! If blonde is your fancy, more power to you! :D
Short or Long Hair: Short, definitely short. Can't have a guy that has hair as long as mine. If I want a guy like that I'll just make out with my friends... wow
Height: Taller than me. Other than that who cares??!!??
Weight: Athletic! You gotta do the gym thing. That is SOOOOOOO an obsession of mine.
Best Clothing Style: If it looks hot on you, it's awesome! :D
Number of I have taken: Some of these questions are dumb. Why am I still taking this quiz???
Number of CDs I own: Well I lost most of them in Seattle :( So now, maybe like 5! haha
Number of Piercings: 4 total. I don't wear any right now. That'd be a little grossly scary right now I think. I'll have all of them again though. Watch and see.
Number of Tattoos: Just the one. Look at my pictures and you'll see. I love it. Has a story and everything. Who else gets tatted up the first time right on the beach in some guy's dorm room?? Yes it was clean!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Regrets shouldn't exist. Only learning from the hard times. Yeah? Yeah you know I'm right.

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Music:

It's one of those things you can't live without. I've realized that I have no idea who my favorite band is. I like weird music with a beat. Is that vague enough? I grew up in Nashville so YES I do like country music. But I have to do my occaisional booty dance so I gotta have my rap. Hell I guess I'm just all over the place. A lot of the time I like stuff that most people think is weird. Once again, that "w" word. I guess it's just my thing.

Movies:

Who knows! Borat sucked. That's about all I can say. I'll try to think of something better to say about movies, but recently I haven't been that impressed. Here we go: GIVE ME A CAMERA CREW AND I'LL MAKE A MOVIE. I guarantee you that you will noone will get bored. But it'll be like Seinfeld. The movie about nothing. But then you'll laugh your ass off because let me tell you, in my life things happen that could and would ONLY happen to me. It's the story of my life!If you've never worked my job you won't understand that but haha I've SOOOOOOOOOO done this before! :P

Television:

WHERE THE HELL IS NIP TUCK??? I need another season!! I'm a geek and yes I'll get all kinds of grief for this but I do love Deal or No Deal. I should so be on that show. But I'd make all of the models dress up like clowns wearing red capes. People always bring their own "special something" into the studio when they go on. My "special something" is a bull. I bet those girls will still be hot when they are running from my bull when their case starts making my money go away, but I'd love to see it! haha. Actually I just want to see those gorgeous girls in clown costumes. Wait, I'm scared of clowns. That may be a bad idea, but I still think it'd be funny to see them with a big red nose!!!

Books:

I'll get back to you on this one. I'm reading two of the most boring books that exist right now... PFE... and 1C3X1 CDCs. OH MAN!!! If you dont' know, don't ask. Just be glad you don't have to be reading it. FOR GOODNESS SAKES I WISH I COULD READ SOMETHING GOOD... HARRY POTTER EVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Heroes ROCK!!! You know who's awesome is Naruto. If you haven't met him, get your lazy butt up out of your chair and catch him. He's quick!! haha. No Um... I don't like to mention names for this one. There's a few people that I love more than life itself. You are my heroes. Not much more needs to be said!!

My Blog

Real

You know, I've realized recently that there are a million things in our lives that are not and will never be real. More than anything else- people. People act like they care about you, act like your f...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:56:00 PST

It makes you think

Do you ever have a day where you just sit and contemplate everything? Obviously with recent turn of events I've been doing a lot of it. Reevaluating my life, my goals, my priorities, and even the peop...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

The Air Force strikes again

Most of you know there's been a lot going on in the last few months with the Air Force screwing us over. Well... once again I feel like they are crossing boundaries. Anyone who knows anything about th...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:05:00 PST

The Right Way To Come Home Drunk

We all come home drunk, and I guess sometimes we don't get the greatest reactions! If this was me, I don't know what I would do, but I think this is hilarious! Maybe you'll get a kick out of it as muc...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:28:00 PST

Nightmares to heaven

Have you ever woke up in the middle of a nightmare? But then once you live that nightmare for a while, it becomes your new heaven. You live it, enjoying every second you can out of it, and then it tur...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

Poem

I know this is yet another sappy or unhappy one, but it means a lot to me. Not necessarily the best poem in the world, but this IS who I am with my friends. If you like it, wonderful! If not, at least...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 09:12:00 PST

Screw the Air Force

For those of you who don't realize this, the Air Force sucks. That's right SCREW YOU GUYS! I can't even get in to talk to my doctor because of a mear technicality, and no one else will help. Do you kn...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:26:00 PST

Good Day

Things haven't exactly been "easy" recently, but I have to say one thing. Remember that the smallest things can make someone's day better. You may not even realize it, but what if that person that you...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 10:46:00 PST

Strength

I've always drawn my strength from past experiences along with the people who surround me. And today, finally a realization that this can no longer be. I will learn to make my strength my own and no o...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:14:00 PST

Beautiful

There are certain things that you really don't expect. You go to bed one day and the next day you feel like a completely different person. Why? Only b/c of a dream. Not just a dream, but the most real...
Posted by Divergent Dame on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 12:13:00 PST