insomnia, in terrible haikus |
four in the morning.my life has no direction.time for some wii fit?god dammit CINA,pawing at the bathroom doorlike the slut she is.so fucking muggythroughout every room tonight.leftover chinese!my hea...
Posted by casey on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:28:00 PST |
my mom |
is really talented....
Posted by casey on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:38:00 PST |
big fucking buildings |
are all the rage right now! the burj dubai is due for completion this year and has a "secret" final height, which is pretty lame since wikipedia knows everything. but these pictures kinda tel...
Posted by casey on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:37:00 PST |
silver lining: |
once i figure out how to perfectly format human feces into a 120-page script, i can totally win an academy award.yay! let's all eat poison!
Posted by casey on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 08:12:00 PST |
relax, sweetheart |
juno isn't going to win best picture. lord knows there've been a fuck ton of oscars given to echhh movies in the past (i'm looking at you, crash and titanic), but it'd take a swarm of highly trained b...
Posted by casey on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 01:03:00 PST |
post-op update |
hello, friends. my throat is sore and my hair is all scraggly. here's what i've got for you:since the last time i spoke to most of you (last weekend), i've left this bedroom for a total of no more tha...
Posted by casey on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 04:30:00 PST |
so it’s come to this: my minor surgery |
i'm getting my tonsils out on monday. a tonsillectomy, it's called! basically they club me over the head with a ham and my throat gets scraped out by the guy in the room with the longest fingernails. ...
Posted by casey on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:41:00 PST |
r.i.p. nick games and sports |
...you were too beautiful for this world.At 6:00AM Eastern/5:00AM Central on December 31, 2007, Nick GAS left cable after Figure It Out and was replaced by The N, which became a 24-hour channel after ...
Posted by casey on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:39:00 PST |
pterodactyls |
you're gonna be hearing a lot of bullshit superlatives about a certain movie that came out yesterday, so let me be the first to drag my mailbox key against the side of the bandwagon as it leaves the b...
Posted by casey on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 11:41:00 PST |
gravedigger tears shit up |
and i have proof from last night:
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Posted by casey on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:59:00 PST |
