malinda

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP YEA!!!
NOVEMBER 24 2005 I WILL BE 24 ON
THANKSGIVING DAY WHAT A BLESSING : )
MY VITALS
Sexy Single Outgoing... 3Very good qualities in my book and I have them all.. I hope to find some one that is somewhat like me.. Sexy with his ways I likebody language keeps me onmy feet and looking for your next move.. Single hope you are if your on the internet reading my profile.. Outgoing please don`t be prude.. Boringcan`t stand to always make the first move I am only 23 and I can teach but would prefer to be taught..Education is important life long learning you can never know to much.. Humor.. I love to joke laugh and just have a good time don`t need the attitude life is to short..

Intimacy very important it means connection in a higher level between two people which invovles touch, thoughts and feelings can you handle that..
HOW TO CHOOSE A WIFE...
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
THE FIRST does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
THE SECOND goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
THE THIRD invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman, had done with the money he had given them. Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs. why? cuz that`s just the way Men are.
TRUE STORY!!!
P.S
I LOVE MEN!!!(I AM NOT A MALE BASHER)


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: malinda jackson
Birthday: jul 6
Current Location: ROCHESTER, NY
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5' 5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right-handed
Your Heritage: hispanic/latino
The Shoes You Wore Today: my TALL shoes
Your Weakness: pessimism
Your Fears: nuclear war
Your Perfect Pizza: lots of stuff
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: save $$$
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmfao
Thoughts First Waking Up: stupid alarm
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: dont really have one
Your Most Missed Memory: this one time at the park
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: no
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: no
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: stupid survey
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: stuff
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: any
Favourite Hair Color: any
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5' 6" - 7' 10"
Weight: 165
Best Clothing Style: idk doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: 7
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 10
Are you a Hollister Hottie or an Abercrombie Babe? (FYI girls only)

Hollister Hottie
You are cute, chick, and sporty. You got the hottest looks and styles.
When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start water - spray tub - get in mmmm
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? no
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? no
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? yes
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? no
How old do you look? 21
How old do you act? 11
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? closed
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? yes
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? a pirate
Have you ever called anyone a slut? yes
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? yes
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no