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evil empire

leave your heart at the bedside

About Me

oh my god, what time is it? i'm late again, this sucks. where's my other shoe? FUCK i need a drink god damnit.did i get gas last night? oh well roll the dice, i gotta go to vegas soon i really miss those wonderful casinos and friendly people.fuck i hate those people in the carpool lane "we carpool"...oooo go fuck yourself. i'm probably already fired shit, oh well only nine more hours till dollar drafts and free meatballs. Layout by: Myspace Layouts Creator
You scored as Eaten. Your death will be death by wild animals. You will probably get eaten by a bear or shark something because you don't know the natural safety precautions and are ignorant.

Eaten


100%

Gunshot


73%

Disease


67%

Posion


60%

Stabbed


60%

Cut Throat


53%

Bomb


40%

Suicide


40%

Disappear


40%

Accident


40%

Drowning


33%

Natural Causes


27%

Suffocated


20%
How Will You Die??
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My Interests

drinking, sports, music, girl, movies, video games, concerts

I'd like to meet:

anyone who wants to drink

Music:

and then i turned seven, the vandals, the matches, anadivine, underminded, away from here, pennywise, bad religion, strike anywhere, suicide machines, against all authority,guttermouth, new found glory, allister, hidden in plain view, halifax, fordirelifesake, bigwig, raised fist senses fail, pulley, mad caddies, buck-o-nine, unearth, converge, bodyjar, haste, 28 days, from first to last, the deviates, 1208, the weakerthans, ten foot pole, hot water music, brazil, autopilot off, lagwagon, the movielife, motion city soundtrack, reel big fish, catch 22, underoath, against me, anatomy of a ghost, piebald, the 21st impact, madcap, dead poetic, zebrahead, offspring, maxeen, steel train, darkest hour, flogging molly, homegrown, h2o, no motiv, midtown, poison the well, rx bandits, slick shoes, strung out, thought riot, the code, whippersnapper, yellowcard, rufio, emery, hopesfall, finch, f-minus, northstar, unwritten law, no fun at all, no use for a name, belvedere, pridebowl, none more black, thrice, satanic surfers, authority zero, good riddance, adhesive, pipedown, antifreeze, fall out boy, hawthorne heights, mae, dillinger escape plan, matchbook romance, choke, feeling left out and keepsake

Movies:

bad news bears, mean girls, ali g indahouse, the interpreter, madagascar, fun with dick and jane, surviving xmas, white chicks, secret window, day after tomorrow, super troopers, van helsing, texas chainsaw massacre, gothika, anything horror, comedy, or action usually works out for me.

Television:

da ali g show, simpsons, everybody loves raymond, whose line is it anyway i don't watch it all to ,much but if i do thats what i watch

Books:

to kill a mockingbird and the hobbit and any calvin and hobbes comic books.

Heroes:

Ali G, jim lindberg, greg graffin, mark atkins, dane and jordan schmidt.