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Jay

I'm here for the bitches and booze.

About Me

Yeah, I'm kinda white trashy. I grew up in a small town and on fried bologna. But I still have good taste...just not in men.

My Interests

Joe Phillips, origami, reading, camping, canoeing, hiking, swimming, movies, reading, cooking, cleaning, travel and roller coasters just to name a few.

I'd like to meet:

Artist Joe Phillips, Whoopie Goldberg, Louis Black and Patrick Stewart as far as "famous" people go.

Music:

It varies by song. There are songs from every genre that I like. If you could see my iPod you would think I was crazy...and you would know I'm gay.

Movies:

The Color Purple, anything by Mel Brooks or Kevin Smith, National Lampoons series, practically anything Sci-Fi or Horror. And being the hard ass that I am sometimes I like to be break down to a good tear jerker... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Nothing will ever top "Frasier" or "Third Rock". Currently am into watching "The 4400" series. Big fan of South Park, Chappelles Show, Mind of Mencia, Dog Bites Man, etc...

Books:

Authors Mark Roeder and David Sedaris. The art and comics of Joe Phillips.

Heroes:

My Stepdad Gary is my biggest hero. You would understand completely if you met him. He is a Vietnam Vet, an amputee, hunter, outdoorsman (and being an amputee didn't slow him down one bit) and an endless library of knowledge who has always been there when I needed someone to talk to. He has never looked down on me for being gay. I could sit and listen to his stories forever.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason (or Jay)
Birthday: 11-30-77
Birthplace: Kokomo, IN
Current Location: Indianapolis, IN
Eye Color: Grayish Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I'm assuming I'm from Earth...but that is just a guess.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Nice eyes and calves (not the "moo" kind)
Your Fears: Impotence
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms and extra cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Quit smoking, tone up, become vegitarian
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, STFU, Right
Thoughts First Waking Up: Ugh...I gotta poop.
Your Best Physical Feature: Most of you already know the answer to this.
Your Bedtime: Well, since I'm an adult...whenever the fuck I feel like it.
Your Most Missed Memory: Living with mom as a kid.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither, I prefer non-carbonated drinks (juice, tea, etc.)
MacDonalds or Burger King: What am I....5? I'm sick of fast food all together.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: It depends on where from and how much.
Do you Smoke: Yes, but wanting to quit this year.
Do you Swear: Only in front of children. The little fucktards.
Do you Sing: Do I?...Yes. Should I?...Ummm NO.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Perhaps
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I'm a magical pixie from the wonderful land that lies beyond the back of my closet.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, I'm not a dog!
Are you a Health Freak: No, but am becoming mor diligent about what I put in my body.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. I have the greatest understanding family in the world.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Hehe..there is a joke here. But I'll refrain.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes...well, sort of.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes...and not because I'm a pussy.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Saving someone else's life
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Too late.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Depends on the guy
Favourite Hair Color: Depends on the guy
Short or Long Hair: Depends on the guy
Height: I'll just say....tall
Weight: I'll just say...proportionate.
Best Clothing Style: Down to earth
Number of Drugs I have taken: These last few are stupid be cause they are listed uner
Number of CDs I own: "In a boy/girl" so why are they asking me questions...and
Number of Piercings: if i put what i want in a boy here people will think I'm stupid for not putting
Number of Tattoos: things about me in these spaces. Not to mention
Number of things in my Past I Regret: it's none of your f*cking business anyways.
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