I am currently drinking for two... |
... plus I'm having a lifestyle change. Fuck, its not all roses I can tell you. Joined the gym the other week and it smells of school bullys. Still, I've timed my sessions to coincide with a Mencap gr...
Posted by cut thumb on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST |
Littlehampton/Spanish fusion cooking... |
Hotpot PocohamptonOK so I can't really be arsed to write any ...
Posted by cut thumb on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:44:00 PST |
Gambia part 1 - the child soldiers... |
When we first saw them we thought they may pass us by but no. They attacked. Thats what they do. Its in their genes. They attack.Like a score of satanic pixies they poured forward, so eager they tripp...
Posted by cut thumb on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST |
My first same-sex experience... |
You easily-led fools... Fuck me, I bet I get twice as much traffic through here now, harharhar...Anyway, while you're here.Everytime I walk past Cash Converters I have the same thought - either there'...
Posted by cut thumb on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:24:00 PST |
Check out this event: Bust the Box NYE party |
Hosted By: Bust the BoxWhen: Sunday Dec 31, 2006 at 10:00 PMWhere: Volks Club,Maderia Drive, Seafront.Brighton, BN21PSUKDescription:Bust the Box Click Here To View EventFuckin' spammin' disco-mincing...
Posted by cut thumb on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST |
Christmas shopping... |
...and the heifers are a-stamping around the High Street, panic buying Bob Martins Dog-Chocks, shoplifting Creatine, and casually punching their repugnant three year olds in the face as they wail for ...
Posted by cut thumb on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:25:00 PST |
So anyway... |
...I keep thinking about speed. I had a chat with another old bastard (nods towards Hanover) recently and we're fed up with going out and getting all narcoleptic on yo asses... Thing is, speed gets a ...
Posted by cut thumb on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:36:00 PST |
Things that don't elicit sympathy... |
People who suffer injury, mental trauma or death from cosmetic surgery. Wankers. In fact I'll go further - I'm MADE UP when celebs or their bloated, greed-gorged other halves end up in a mess as a dir...
Posted by cut thumb on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:50:00 PST |
MY ARSE HURTS! |
I've got piles at the moment, and if I sit on the settee in a certain way they get exasperated, to say the least. Its like having the sharpest pencil in the western hemisphere pushed into the side of ...
Posted by cut thumb on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:33:00 PST |
Veils, bricks and Guiness... |
Veils, eh? Fair play to Jack 'keen Nazi officer' Straw for asking ladies under-wraps to doff the curtain and get some air to their cheeks. Although his surgery isn't really on the par with a medical o...
Posted by cut thumb on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST |
