My name is David Thomas and I'm a useless layabout. "layabout" is old people talk for "arse" btw.
As I'm a failure in almost every facet of life, ill chat about Eleri instead, she's much more interesting, especially since she hasn't talked about herself on her own page.
She's VERY pretty and everybody knows it (except her) but she's been with this loser boyfriend guy for well over 2narf years. She's 17 (compared to my 22) and apparently likes older men. She also likes singing when nobody can hear her, dancing when nobody can see her, and eating lots of chocolate... I don't think she cares if people can see her doing that one or not.
Her life consists of college, trying to avoid being at home, seeing her aformentioned loser boyfriend, playing with her kitties (greebo is a fatty old gent and phoebe is a craaazy fluffy girl!) and eating chocolate. She doesn't do nearly enough of the last 3. Oh, and she worries a lot, about anything you care to mention. She also likes going to gigs, meeting up with all her loser boyfriends mates, and going to the cinema!
She loves music almost as much as me, she mostly likes indie and emo bands (she won't like me saying emo though) and is a bit partial to Billy Joel and Queen and the like. She's a big fan of Green Day too, she's seen em two-time! She likes reading trashy magazines and likes to gossip, judge people and she likes complaining about stupid people, but we all love doing the last two, eh. She also likes watching films, mostly funny or scary ones, but she gets too scared by some of the scary ones so I tell her off for watching em.
Eleri is really fun to be around, and is up for almost anything, especially if it means being asleep. She gives all her attention to her loser boyfriend, and loves him to bits, which makes up for her not beeing so keen on herself. She's quite picky about friends (high standards, see) but not pick at all about boyfriends:).
Also, one last thing about ME, i can't stop playing tetris on my phone, im addicted and its a pain in the arse, so im going to try to make you addicted too. Play!