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Jayne

Step into my office, baby.

About Me

Whatever you're into, get into Jayne. Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Jayne. Don't You Just Love Being In Jayne? So Easy, No Wonder Jayne is #1. Give the Dog a Jayne. Made In Scotland From Jayne. Gonna Be a While? Grab a Jayne. Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Jayne. We'll Leave The Jayne On For You. You Need A Jayne. The Lion Goes from Jayne to Jayne. At 29p a Jayne, It's Not a Stress on Your Pocket. Step Into The Jayne. Monsieur, with this Jayne you are really spoiling us. If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Jayne. Top Breeders Recommend Jayne. Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Jayne. Ding-Dong! Jayne Calling! Reach Out and Touch Jayne. Daddy or Jayne? Puts the Jayne in Britain. Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Jayne. I Wish I Were a Jayne Weiner. 151 countries, one Jayne. It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Jayne. Work Jayne, Rest Jayne, Play Jayne.These clips are true love... ....

My Interests

Your mother.

I'd like to meet:

The Automatic, and the Arctic Monkeys.Ps. Give me Pete Doherty on a platter any day.

Music:

In no particular order other than alphabetical...1990s, AFI, Albert Hammond Jr, Arcade Fire, Architecture in Helsinki, Arctic Monkeys, The Automatic, Babyshambles, The Beach Boys, Ben Folds, Belle & Sebastian, Björk, Bloc Party, Blur, Bob Evans, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Clash, COMPUTRON, The Cops, The Cribs, CSS, The Dandy Warhols, Datarock, Dirty Pretty Things, The Dykeenies, End of Fashion, The Enemy, Evermore, Faker, Fall Out Boy, Field Music, The Flaming Lips, Franz Ferdinand, The Fratellis, Futureheads, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, The Grates, The Holloways, The Horrors, Hot Chip, Hot Club de Paris, Hot Hot Heat, Interpol, JT, Jamie T, Julian Nation, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, The Killers, Klaxons, The Kooks, Lady Sovereign, The Libertines, The Living End, The Long Blondes, Matisyahu, Maximo Park, Mercy Arms, Milburn, Modest Mouse, Mumm-Ra, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Oasis, OK Go, Panda Band, Panic! At the Disco, Pigeon Detectives, The Polyphonic Spree, The Presets, The Raconteurs, Razorlight, The Shins, Smashing Pumkins, Something With Numbers, Spoon, The Streets, The Strokes, The Sunshine Underground, The View, The White Stripes, We Are Scientist, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Young Knives, Youth Group, The Zutons.

Movies:

Everything is Illuminated, La Haine, Donnie Darko, Garden State, I Heart Huckabees, Lord of the Rings, Life as a House, Pride and Prejudice (BBC), The Faculty, Les Choristes, 10 Things I Hate About You, Jarhead, Jackass, My Girl, Napoleon Dynamite, Star Wars.

Television:

Stargate, Scrubs, Rage, and The Amazing Race.

Heroes:

Julian Casablancas, Albert Hammond Jr, The Automatic, Bob Hardy, Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Alex Turner, Nick O'Malley, Pae from the Grates, Pete Doherty. I actually don't have any heroes, but would just enjoy getting in the pants of the aforementioned people.

My Blog

Reality

Now, for the common good of the people, I have decided to inform you all of my secret: I am actually a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Here is a little info about me in my natur...
Posted by Jayne on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 05:31:00 PST