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Sexy Fabrizio

I only loose my accent when I am drunk :-)

About Me

Note: All jokes on here are copyrighted :-)~ So I made Top 10 list and if you don't like it go to hell (like those punk chicks would say), LOL. Yes in case you wonder this is my work and yes I am single,no I am not married,I don't have secret gf and I do smile unlike on picture. And NO I am not typical Bosnian.....I am more like Bosnian with benefits. :-)

Brand NEW Top 10:signs you have been single for too long :-)
10. You lick your fingers after sex.
9. You got 1367 friends and counting...
8. Oprah is starting to make sense to you.
7. You hump your friends way too often.
6. You put half-naked self-portraits online.
5. You play Truth or Dare ...with your dog.
4. You dress up when you go to Wal-Mart.
3. Your bed is full of chip crumbs.
2. You lost your ex's number...and you feel bad about it.
1. You read this list and you laugh..then cry...laugh...then cry...laugh
Top 10 reasons why should you date me.
10.Understanding-I never laugh at your jokes unless they are funny
9.Sexy-You want to comeback even after you cheated
8.Inteligent-I can spell with my closed eyes
7.Wealthy-I own two checking accounts
6.Cute-Twix a day,does wonders
5.Romantic-I always bring FRESH flowers
4.Serious-See picture :-)
3.Confident- ....I think
2.Funny-I am ,seriously.
1.Durable- I can sleep on couch all night long.

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My Interests

My hobby is also my job,I am a computer support specialist...you know guy that know almost everything about computers,I also teach and advise people about computers. I also studied architecture for 2 years in Europe and I am involved with some local Jax architectural and urban groups trying to bring urban social life to downtown Jax......I also spend reading and keeping up with news in computers,architecture,politics etc almost every day for at least 2-3 hoursGeography is one of my strong sides,I love nature and animals more then people ...lol.Sex,good food,people,movies,woman,justice,I love history..usually you can learn how human repeat same stupid mistakes thru history and each time they do that they act like they proud of it....and I would rather have one good woman in my hands then 437 in my profile :-)

I'd like to meet:

Top 10 reasons why I would want to date YOU :-)

10. Family orientated--You invite your ex boyfriend to our first date
9. Caring--You cancel our first date cuz your ex bf couldn't make it
8. Athletic--You can carry me in your arms
7. Kinky--You like to watch Animal channel.....Naked
6. Friendly--You invite me to your house to watch Animal channel
5. Low maintenance--They open new mall next to YOUR house
4. Sexy--You make me fake orgasm
3. Educated-You misspell commitment
2. Funny--You want me to watch soap operas with you
1. In love--Barney looks so fake next to you

Music:

Techno-Metal-Clasical....I know weird but I love different sounds and vibes.

Television:

Discovery,TLC,History Chanel,Comedy and all cheesy ex-yu TV stations that play turbo-folk songs while half-naked singers dance and singe abot moral and love even they slept with any guy that has more then $100 in his pockets and some bosnian redneck singer jumps in rented used and beat up limo acting like "gangsta"...that is some true entertainment right there.

Books:

European comic strip "Alan Ford",funny yet shows all glory of life in NYC and real world...one of few fun things to read and yet keeps you grounded. Beats all books that try desperatly to proves us something. But favorite writer would be Honore De Balzac.

Heroes:

Two people. Me (sounds cheesy but its true) and guy called Vedran (ex bosnian soldier).I had other famous people as my heroes 'till I grew up and realized I am one that always stands up for what’s right, I try to keep my word and I try to advise people good things......And usually people don't listen to me,ignore me...and usually it comes to "I told you so".Vedran is a guy that was in Bosnian Army and got hit by mortar grenade, he was so badly injured they brought him to USA,doctors had to put him together, he had injuries on his left side of body...his hand was sewed together and he lost some muscles on his legs,some muscles where sewed together, It looked really bad.So what did he do? Started playing basketball every day, he got so good he use to take anyone on court one-on-one and beat him, he could jump high, he could play like a pro..He never gave up but stood up and fought back.You should see faces of guys loosing game after games from disabled guy. Where is a will there is a strength.....

My Blog

Top 10 list

To my dear and loving ex girlfriend I dedicate this Top 10 list :-) I was gonna make Top 20 but it wouldnt be funny.   10 reasons not to date my ex:   10. Guilty, I could never prove she was...
Posted by Sexy Fabrizio on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:22:00 PST

Quit smoking

Well almost 3 1/2 years since I've quit smoking.I've smoked for almost 11 years and if I can do it anyone can.It makes a big difference in health and attitude after you quit,only then you relize how b...
Posted by Sexy Fabrizio on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:48:00 PST

FREE Jokes...get it before they are gone :-)

Well here is collection of some of my jokes,actually I have lot more but they are more to be part of whole "scenario" rather then being told individually. Yes you are right,I am a part time comedian :...
Posted by Sexy Fabrizio on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:37:00 PST

Let's make fun of Tom Cruise :-)

If you ever watched "War of the World" movie with tom Cruise here is a Top 10 list...10 ways Tom Cruise could use to stop aliens in movie War of the Worlds by Steven Speilberg.10.Use the iPOD9. Feed t...
Posted by Sexy Fabrizio on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 09:52:00 PST

God invented humans,humans invented Moral and Honesty

I think God must have some great sense of humor,he created humans with so many flaws,it's like a pipe that leaks water thru million holes. Woman are nothing better then man,sometimes even worse and ye...
Posted by Sexy Fabrizio on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST