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napalm beach

THE SECRET TO DIEIN IS TO KEEP ON FLYIN

About Me

OOOOO CHIMPANZI THAT HES ONLY GONE AND WRITEN IT DOWN THE FUCKIN LITTLE CUNAHHHHH....... well im avrage hight, have blue eyes, blond hair and am always un-shaven in the face. my fav food is spagetti, i like films, music, clouds, weird people and all forms of comedy. im at uni studyin film and telivision production.....its ace like ur face. thank u plez xxx plain layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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Name: james robin joseph croft
Birthdate: 13/08/84
Birthplace: Miami
Current Location: Leeds/ uk
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: dark blond
Height: 5-10
Weight: fat bastard
Piercings: got stabbed once...... no i didnt
Tatoos: some day maybe
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yes plz
Overused Phraze: yes that would be lovely or fuck you cunt. one of the two
FAVORITES
Food: canaloni
Candy: gummy bears
Number: 6
Color: green
Animal: Tyrannosaurus-rex
Drink: water
Alcohol Drink: mojito
Bagel: whats that? some sort of Foreign muck
Letter: j
Body Part on Opposite sex: if she has a body thats good enough for me, alot of them dont, u have to be carful
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: can you snort pepsi....ahem DONT DO DRUGS!!!
McDonalds or BurgerKing: both shite to be honest
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:
Kiss or Hug:
Dog or Cat:
Rap or Punk: both as shit as eachother
Summer or Winter: when the sun shines
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: i find both funny so whicheva
Love or Money: well these days you can buy love so ill av the money.....everyones happy
YOUR...
Bedtime: when im dead
Most Missed Memory: america
Best phyiscal feature: my left little toe, the rest of me is awful but that toe is perfection
First Thought Waking Up: where am i
Goal for this year: live to tell the story
Best Friends: Mr AA
Weakness: accents
Fears: a cage
Heritage: selective breeding
Longest relationship: nearly three years
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: hell yeah
Ever Smoked: yup
Pot: a bit
Ever been Drunk: are you havin a laff!!!
Ever been beaten up: i always win one way or another
Ever beaten someone up: he loved it. a bit of violance never hurt anyone anyway
Ever Shoplifted: nah iv got the money
Ever Skinny Dipped: oh..............yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: iv never even seen a real girl
Been Dumped Lately:
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: any
Favorite Hair Color: any
Short or Long: any
Height: any exept midget hight
Style: any
Looks or Personality: both nice
Hot or Cute both
Drugs and Alcohol: an alcoholic junky would be ideal
Muscular or Really Skinny: a bit in between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: too many
What country do you want to Visit: vietnam
How do you want to Die: saving somone elses life
Been to the Mall Lately: we dont have shit like that in england
Do you like Thunderstorms: mmm
Get along with your Parents: ha
Health Freak: i like to stay healthy but im not a freak. people are born with nine sets of testicles all the time
Do you think your Attractive: thats a matter of opinion
Believe in Yourself: well i know i exist and thats good enough
Want to go to College: been there done that
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: we,v been over this havnt we
Shower Daily: in a way
Been in Love: got the scars to prove it
Do you Sing: its not really singing
Want to get Married: someday
Do you want Children: definatly someday
Have your future kids names planned out: betty and johnny
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: i already lost it, if you see it tho please return it to me
Hate anyone: god...... somtimes
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My Interests

the whole prosses of film makin, acting, music, nights out, comedy, food, history, sex, and a load of other stuff that could get me locked up!!!

I'd like to meet:

just about everyone at least once, a dog that could talk, a lion face to face, nixon, my grandad one last time, kermit the frog, someone who survived d-day, patrick bateman, true love, i could go on forever, the universe and god but i guess ill meet him one day........but not today

Music:

just about a lil bit of everything...

Movies:

way to many to even begin to list altho apocylipse now and static are among my most favorite!

Television:

dont really watch much of it if i can help it but if i had to id watch green wing, extras, the office, fawlty towers, monty pithon, lost, americas worst car chases and live inside the minds of killers.

Books:

american psycho, clockwork orange, war of the worlds, the things they carried, the idiots guide to taxadermy, grave digging made easy and lord of the rings

Heroes:

frank castle, my dad, bruce wayne, bannana man

My Blog

IF MY HAND DONT STOP SHAKIN IM GONNA CUT IT OFF

Hmmm.... where do baby ants go to school? So yeah its been ages since I wrote one of these blog things. Damn since my last one iv been up to so much I think Id av to write fifty of these things to fit...
Posted by napalm beach on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

THE SUN IN THE SKY NEVER RAISED AN EYE TO ME

So thats that then.  i am now officily single. well i kinda have been since i got back from america i just havnt mentioned it untill now. me and my (now ex) girlfriend split up the day i got back...
Posted by napalm beach on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:12:00 PST

ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM DEPARTED

Well its raining again. its that kined that goes straite down and only wets the top of ur head and ur sholders. The droplets arnt to fat there just standard sized ones. about the size of a pepper seed...
Posted by napalm beach on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

I CAN FEEL IT COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT...

Just some shit i wanted to say on a rainy night Ok its only a matter of days before the freshers fest begins and i feel rather strange. i find myself contemplating all thet is yet to come. Its like th...
Posted by napalm beach on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST

america is sound as any pound iv ever spent

wow i just got back from a six week trip round america and words cant describe how amazing and just plain life changing it was. i was born there but ive only ever been back a few times. but after this...
Posted by napalm beach on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:15:00 PST