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Al

Nanosnake venom makes my heart acid

About Me

Forest friendly. I like moss.

My Interests

kidding around, reading and writing museum.

I'd like to meet:

Dinosaur ghosts.

Music:

Nirvana, Girltalk, Guided by Voices, The Doors, The Velvet Uderground, Social Distortion, Grant Lee Buffalo, Bachman Turner Overdrive, Outside the Outer Reefs, Imax, and zzzzzzyes.

Movies:

Problem Child 1, 2, 3.

Television:

ESPN Classic Boxing Tyson vs Buster Douglas Muhammed Ali vs ChuckWepner Tyson vs First 17 knockouts

Books:

A million little jimmies

Heroes:

Rupert Gee

My Blog

Gorn's Valentines Day Chocolate

Last year I wrote about glorious past Valentines days.  I reread it and thought it was great.  Old Vday blogLast year was not really any good.  This year promises to be whatever, but I...
Posted by Al on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST

People always say

      People always say that Musicals are really unrealistic because people start singing for no reason.  I think this is just not true.  When we view a musical, it ...
Posted by Al on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:14:00 PST

Tell my fortune

This is about the deep past and the near future. Recently I went to the Museum of Jurassic Technology in Los Angeles. Portraits of all the dogs that went to space were there. There was a Goofy st...
Posted by Al on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 09:12:00 PST

Picnic lunch

So, At the party where I hurt my friend, Taylor, I was hangin with these dudes who go to school with Cecelia. One of them had a phone number he kept referring to. I called it and made presented so...
Posted by Al on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:19:00 PST

Attempting 10000

    Last week/weekend was great.  My buddies from all over came over.  First, my friend Bridget, one of my best friends from high school who was on her Solo driving tour of the Uni...
Posted by Al on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 03:45:00 PST

Weekend Chicago

I went to Chicago on Friday. It was my cousin Jack's 50th birthday. I have met him 2x. That did not prevent one of the best weekends I have had in a long time. On the way there I read a Rolling St...
Posted by Al on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

Reptilian Shapeshifters 2.0

Reptilian shapeshifters are notorious for their infertility. Reproduction is a holy and sacred ritual for them, and it is very difficult to achieve. Due to their extraordinarily long lives they repr...
Posted by Al on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

Maximum Baller

I travelled to a big city, and saw the bright lights. I reminded everybody how much I look like Thomas Dolby. I surrounded some amazing stuff. I took a cab and got off at the Girl Talk show. I was...
Posted by Al on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:29:00 PST

Parking

We are going to go over a few things. First my friend Mad Casey was talking about some wild shit last night. He suggested that the way to solve the current problems in the world is to invite everyon...
Posted by Al on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST

KFC Buffet Part 3

I did double lunch duty today. Haven't done that in awhile but it is worth it when it is the KFC BUFFET! I have been hyping this situation for some time in the lab, to my students, and to anyone who...
Posted by Al on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST