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Joe

Everything you know is a lie. I shall rule you.

About Me

I am cool. And you know it. Discuss.
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Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video - Watch more free videos

Red Ball Vs Little Kid - Watch more free videos
Germs And You PSA - Watch more free videos
Planet Freaking Earth - Watch more free videos
The Earth Is Very Small - Watch more free videos
Google Maps is Evil - Watch more free videos
Baby Scared of Fart - Watch more free videos
Bad Babysitter Scares Kid Video

http://www.break.com/index/bad_dad_scares_kid.html

This cracks me up. Not really sure why....


Frustrated Video Dater Loses His Cool Video
http://www.break.com/index/frustrated-video-dater-...


REAL Star Trek XI Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Coklq_pA0

Funny as hell


In Your Face: A Montage
http://www.break.com/index/in-your-face-a-montage....


In Your Face: A Montage - Watch more free videos

Ouchies

My Interests

I am interested in people that aren't very interesting.

I'd like to meet:


nataliedee.comI would like to meet Jesus. We could hang out and talk about important stuff....like chicks and lint. Or cookies.

Music:

Everything but that rap shit.

Movies:

I rarely watch TV (I do watch Red Sox and Patriots games as much as possible) so I have seen many many movies. If you saw Memento, American Beauty, Braveheart, or The Last Samurai and didn't absolutely love it, you scare me. If you saw The Passion of Christ and didn't AT LEAST tear up a little, you are not human. And you scare me. I love discussing movies with people. To me, it's just interesting hearing people's ideas/thoughts about what they saw. Unless they are stupid. Then I don't care what they think.

Television:

Satan lives in my TV. No really he does....

Books:

What's a book? Is it one of those things made of paper that has words you have to read? I'll just watch the movie version....

Heroes:

My mom. Yeah call it corney but she's cool.

My Blog

So I need to win the lottery.....

Well I promised a few people that I would continue these insightful blogs.  Apparently they can't get enough of them.  I mean I know I'm a genius but not EVERYTHING I say is brilliant......i...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

Day 8 of no smoking!!!

So it's been 8 days since I quit smoking.  And I still feel like I am going through withdrawals.  And I think I pulled a muscle in my ribcage from moving.  It only hurts when I breathe....
Posted by Joe on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

God I want a cigarette!!!

So today has been 5 days since I quit smoking.  I am FREAKING OUT!  Quitting cold turkey is hard!  But I will beat the habit dammit!  If things don't get easier in the next few day...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 06:15:00 PST

Why do I hate people?

Why do I hate people?  That's an easy answer....because PEOPLE SUCK!  Working retail makes you see people for how they really are.... 1)  rude 2) annoying 3) lacking of social skills.&n...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:49:00 PST

I like dance music....does that make me gay?

I like to think of myself as "in touch with my feminine side."  But sometimes I wonder..... I'll be in the middle of one of those "chair dance moves" during a techno song and wonder.... "Shit......
Posted by Joe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!!!

If you make a mess....clean it up. It's an easy concept.  Why do people feel the need to act like assholes and not care?  If one more teenager fucks up shit and walks away from it..... I wi...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:44:00 PST

Cell phones are evil....

What is it about cell phones that make stupid people.... even MORE stupid? When did walking become difficult? Take today for example.... This woman walked right in front of me while chatting with some...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:39:00 PST