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michelle

About Me

oh yes, i am doing this instead of my homework. i always make the most retarded about me things. so i am going to try something new and do what everyone had to do in second grade. ok, here we go. M- manical laughter (my mom always tries to tell me how to laugh right. i laugh like a retard just to spite her) I- inbelievable. real world? no. but the fact that i would make it up to describe myself as that makes me inbelievable. oh, i just realized that makes me seem untrustworthy. i am very trustworthy. trust me. C- classy. i use frebreze as body spray. sometimes i wear the same clothes twice. sometimes i dont. i eat macaronni out of a pot. H- hell. apparently, according to my sister, that is where i am going. and people used to give me shit about it because michelle has hell in it and therefore my name was a bad word. i can think of a lot worse words. a lot. E- en-gorssing. mostly just the grossing part. L- likable. i am pretty likable. i am funny, charming, polite, good with kids and various domesticated animals. just not goats! they freak the shit out of me. L- la...? lo...? le...?uh...lathargic!! i am sooooooo lazy! how could i have missed that?! E- energetic. which completely contradicts what i just wrote under L, but sometimes, rarely, but sometimes, i get bursts of energy, and then i am hyper and really fun to be around. like i wish i was two people when that happens so i could hang out with myself. cuz it would be awesome.

My Interests

the dlg (and listening to bubble toes to hear jack johnson say that), burritoes (from chipotle or taco bell), boob man (vicariously), bing bang digirigadong(?) and the corresponding dance, going to class, my green alternative sweatshirt, watching movies, using febreze as body spray, smoking with danny, rhyming with jenny, driving with patrick, hugging michael, making fun of my mom, talking with my dad, the beach, outdoors, the environment, sitting by myself in class, taking notes, seeing plays, checking myspace and facebook at least 7 times a day, listening to music while the colors and shapes things plays on itunes (you know what i'm talking about), making plans to work out and then never doing it, late night at the dulge, mexican coffee, hearing speeches and poetry, my civic, fog/rain, the lady at ortega, doing my homework the day its assigned, the 8th floor of the library, having what i have dubbed the michelle vocabulary; "basically", "literally", "that's (so) funny", "fuck(ing,ers)", "right", "totally", "exactly", "i was just going to say that", "i know". there are more i know, but these are basically words and phrases that i say everyday, or actually more specifically in every conversation with every person i speak to in a day, and i know i say them constantly, but i cant help it. just listen to me talk sometime and i promise i will say everyone of these in the conversation. swear to god.

I'd like to meet:

conan o'brien, tina fey, amy poehler, harry potter, a famous poet (anyone really), anyone who lived in the 60s (ok and wasnt like 5), the person i'm going to marry, just to see what they are like now

Music:

death cab for cutie, coldplay, modest mouse, jack johnson, weird rap, KCSB and KCSU stuff, nick jr. soundtracks

Movies:

harry potter 3, vanilla sky, lost in translation, mulan, beauty and the beast, dumb and dumber, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, sky high, the constant gardner, march of the penguins, the big lebowski, TMNT, romeo + juliet, singin in the rain, sunset boulevard, garden state, office space, romeo must die, saved, in fact most movies i've ever seen i've liked to some extent.

Television:

Arrested Development, Scrubs, SNL, the office, the o.c., what i like about you, and figure skating, and baseball games, conan o'brian show, cartoon network when i go to people's houses and watch it, any food network show, and if buffy and angel were still on the air, oh man, that would make me happy, ellen, going tribal, the guna, grey's anatomy (the last two are all i really watch these days)

Books:

Harry Potter 3,4, and 5...and 6!!!! midnight in the garden of good and evil (whish is like the coolest book title ever). good night moon. the alligator book that only my family knows what i am talking about.

Heroes:

my grandparents, esp. my gramma and joe. my mom and dad. mr. nguyen, who has my respect and gratitude forever. jenny and danny, and patrick and michael. michelle kwan. but i want to grow up to be like my dad, but not a man.

My Blog

that was weird to do

per a suggestion from michelle and christine (i have heard a lot of people say "per" in the last few days, so i just thought i would use it. i think it means, in this context, "in reference to" or som...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:40:00 PST

my lips are on fire!!!!!!!!

ok, this song is a little morbid, but also great and since i have never done a "lyrics" blog before i decided that i would do a song that i am kind of in love with and that i think is very true to how...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:25:00 PST

gretchen ross

i wish this was my name. even more than that, i wish i was gretchen ross. not only does she get to fuck donnie darko, but she, well, she gets to fuck donnie darko. and she is just really cool. i compl...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 02:46:00 PST

nine nine nine

999!999!999!999! i just wanted to mark this very cool number before it role over to 1000 views!!! ah, i am sooo excited for some reason.hmm it's really not that big of a deal. eh, whatever. i am extat...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 07:14:00 PST

c.s.oh!!!!

haha, i am working right now. $9.25 an hour to sit around, study, and go on myspace. plus i am working with a hottie. i would tell you his name so you could facebook him, but if he ever sees this that...
Posted by michelle on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:23:00 PST

be jealous

be jealous because while most of you were sleeping or working on that paper due tomorrow (something i probably should have done...), i was watching harry potter number 4. i don't need to tell you the ...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 05:05:00 PST

0001

in military time, that is when the best movie of all time will be released and subsequently watched by me and 14 of my closest friends. i, you can imagine, am beyond excited. it's even more than that....
Posted by michelle on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:54:00 PST

how do you measure a year?

i have been wanting to write this since last night, but a finnish person came and distracted me. i didnt really have time today to do it either, but now i am waiting to de-sweatify before i take a sho...
Posted by michelle on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:35:00 PST

montauk

"joelly! what if you stayed this time?" i'm not really sure where this blog will be going. i couldn't decide on just one topic, so please bear with me. i just watched eternal sunshine of the spotless...
Posted by michelle on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:43:00 PST

i'm in sexual jeopordy

actually, no i'm not. actually, i'm in the antithesis of sexual jeopordy. i am in jeopordy of not being in sexual jeopordy. so i decided to be really boring this evening and not go with most of my dor...
Posted by michelle on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:49:00 PST