Cult Leader, Campus Golf Pro, Border Patrolman, 5 Year Jenga Champion at the local Rehab Center. Some other hobbies include Disco Dancing, Badminton, Archery, and Table Tennis. No really, Cooking, Wine, Skiing, Offshore Fishing, Scuba Diving, Golf, and anything to do with the Outdoors and/or Water.
I've got over 40,000 MP3's I choose from, but I stay away from Country.
Yertle the Turtle, Horton Hears a Who, The Sneetches, more or less anything with pictures. Big words make me micturate my pants. I did always enjoy The Unbearable Lightness of Being, anything by Milan Kundera, and anything byBrett Easton Ellis.