Master Devon Pettit, the self-proclaimed King of the Amazon, has always harbored a secret passion for Irish dancing. He enjoys candle-light dinners, long walks on the beach, and lying naked in fields of white lilies whilst playing the ukelele in the rain. (Yep...he's a catch, ladies.) After growing up with a tragic childhood as an orphaned peasant in Southeastern Russia, Devon managed to earn some spare change working as an aquatic-themed cage dancer and consequently migrated to Northern Czechoslavakia to pursue his dream of becoming the Lord of the Dance. He was taken to America at age 12 when he was discovered by the circus owner Bumblebee McDumpsters, and it was here that he met his life-long true love, Barnaby the Giant Blue Tiger. After making sweet love to Barnaby underneath the Tilta Whirl (with the aid of a jar of maple syrup and a bobby pin), young Mr. Pettit discovered the Louis Armstrong record that would change his life forever...after realizing his true purpose (to manufacture Louis Armstrong dolls), Devon made his fortune and proceeded to take over the world using his army of hypnotic cows. He now resides in a cardboard box in Southern France with Barnaby and his gaggle of Chinese concubines.
*courtesty of Custom Myspace "About Me's", by Anna*
FUCKING FINALLY
~DEVON
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