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BattyClam

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About Me

Introducing society to the ways of the Oyster with the help of BattyClam.Proliferate to exfoliate.The breakdown of society through revolution. The implementation of thought exchange in conjunction with the banning of artificial time and international borders. Every person is entitled to food and drink, shelter and knowledge. This does not apply to the Governement's of Nations States (especially in the West). So it is up to society in order to bring these bastards down.The Loop da Loop is an essential expression of dancay.Would like to defeat BattyClam's nemesis Mr Crab.A reading revolution implemented by foot soldiers.I would like bring steam engines back, they smelt nice.I want to own a colony of seal pups, a death wormery and some danger ants. Together we could bring down the capitalist foot which stamps on our face everyday.
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My Interests

Cricket (Surrey CCC), Football (Tottenham Hotspur, Barnet and SL Southsea), Reading, Music, Politics, Literature, Debate, Ales, Defending English Cooking, Fresh Fruit and Veg, Philosophy, Mental Health (and policy reformations), discovering senses beyond our capacity, defining existence, infinity and whether it can ever be comprehended, never knowing whether life and the universe as we know it is merely an experiment by another life form or whether we truly are here alone

I'd like to meet:

George Orwell, Karl Marx, Franz Kafka, Chris Morris, Lenin, Ian Curtis, higher life forms, Martin Jol, Steffen Freund, Danny Blanchflower, Jimmy Greaves, Sean Devine, Darren Currie, Ali Brown, David Howells, Alan Cork, Carl Hoddle, Lee Harrison (I actually met him), Paul Kossoff,

Music:

British Sea Power, Kraftwerk, I am Kloot, Maximo Park, Broken Social Scene, The Fall, Sunshine Underground, Deathcopter, Levy, Joy Division, Stone Roses, the Smiths, Morrisey, VU, New Order, Interpol, the Stones, the Kinks, the Black Keys, Free (incorporating Jewish Guitar Heroes), the Walkmen, Violent Femmes, Nirvana, the Tiger Lilies, Ian Brown, the Charlatans, Pulp, Pixies, Primal Scream, Ramones, Lou Reed, the Clash, Flaming Lips, Grandaddy, Mercury Rev, the Who, the Eels, The Postal Service, My Bloody Valentine, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Zombies, Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso U.F.O., Scumbo, Donovan, Israel Vibration, Toots & the Maytals, Cornell Campbell, Gong, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Can, The Legendary Pink Dots, The Olivia Tremor Control, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Jefferson Airplane, Irving, Vitalie, Sujan Stevens, Beck, Flying Saucer Attack, Spaceman 3, Loop, Bardo Pond, Yo La Tengo, Galaxie 500, Stereolab, Silver Apples, John Fahey, Kingbathmat, Of Montreal, Shpongle, Comets on Fire, Dirty Three, Mission of Burma, Six Organs of Admittance, 13th Floor Elevators, The United States of America, Faust, Os Mutantes, The Raincoats, Amon Dual II

Movies:

Bicycle Thief, Midnight Express, When the Wind Blows, The Snowman, Great Western Railways finest station waiting rooms 1968-1983, the Producers, Deerhunter, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Clockwork Orange, Open your Eyes

Television:

Brass Eye, The Day Today, Peep Show, Father Ted, Once Upon Time Life, Spongebob Squarepants, Question Time, The Best of Great Western Railway Journeys - 1974-1982, Cutting Edge, Horizon, Oz, Time Trumpet, Nathan Barley, City of Gold, Stoppit and Tidyup, Dogtanian, Channel 4 news, River Cottage, This Life

Books:

1984, Coming up for Air, Burmese Days, Metamorphosis, The Trial, The Castle, America, 100 Years of Solitude, Orwell's England (a selection of essays, stories and letters), Orwell's Victory (not by him), Death in the Afternoon, Down and Out in Paris in London, If This is a Man, The Outsider, The Man Who was Thursday, Samuel Beckett, Jean-Paul Sartre, Philip K Dick

Heroes:

Chris Morris, George Orwell, Ian Curtis, Stephane Dalmat, Bob Taylor,

My Blog

I am in Canadia

I have not seen a moose, a bear or any Canadian Geese (they really are all in England). I saw an elk, which is an overrated thing to see. When I crossed over to Victoria I did not see any marine activ...
Posted by BattyClam on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:09:00 PST

Are you there, Moriarty?

Well, with all this Festive frolicking intertwined with some Vale of York fog that managed to spread throughout the country, I found it worthwhile retracing how our forefathers entertained one another...
Posted by BattyClam on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 12:12:00 PST

The Ipswich situation

Another day where the media has, yet again, whipped up scaremongering of the lowest class. I wonder how many of the nation will sleep happy tonight, knowing that this sadistic killer has been caught? ...
Posted by BattyClam on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

I am currently manager of Clydebank

Having too much time to kill is certainly not a recommendation, even if you are of relative sanity. My failure of not being able to secure employment has led me down a rickety path of uncertainty and ...
Posted by BattyClam on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 01:56:00 PST

New Order and Joy Division-athon

Well, it all started when I met Doggy (Dave) and Paul Calf (Tom Bollox) at Waterloo station on a Friday afternoon. Dave was wearing his dad's flasher jacket. Tom was wearing a woolly cardigan, trying ...
Posted by BattyClam on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:31:00 PST

A mish-mash of thoughts

Hello society. Adrian Hamilton makes an interesting comment, in today's Independent, on the parallel that can be drawn between Britain in Iraq and the Suez crisis. Fifty years on, the similarities hav...
Posted by BattyClam on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 04:47:00 PST

My last 7 days

I would have to say, turbulent, at the very least. Im currently incurring one of my mental in a dustbin periods. Basically, I cant get out of the mindset of: what if I was the only person that existed...
Posted by BattyClam on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

Jogger's Nipple

Two quick things. Firstly, the subject category 'life' does not really relate to what I am talking about, but is as close as I can get for the topic in question. Secondly, I am being a little hypocrit...
Posted by BattyClam on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:58:00 PST

Yesterday's Internationals

I had very little interest in the England game last night. I suppose what impressed me the most was the slick, interchange passing that the Macedonians flaunted with ease. Something that England lack,...
Posted by BattyClam on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:58:00 PST

Mental Health Bill

I read an article in the Independent on Sunday about a rather tragic story of someone taking their life due to depression. More accounts are being shed light on because, one would like to think, that ...
Posted by BattyClam on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 03:00:00 PST