Enya - ProfilesArchive

About Me

One day a man went to the swimming pool during the local christian girls school swimming carnival, but the girl he went to ask out was a trouble maker and had been seated with the nuns... awww, so he asked her less attractive friend out instead, got her pregnant and four children later Enya came shooting in to this world.I know right. There have been reports the globe span in the opposite direction to whichever direction it spins now until I hit planet earth.I don't know what we are yelling about.

My Interests

Tapping my fingers together at a regular, steady pace feigning contemplation when I don't know how to tell someone I would rather drink acid than continue speaking with them.

I'd like to meet:

My long lost twin sister.

Music:

Are you going to judge me by what I write? Okay. Enya. Oh I went there.

Television:

Yeah I've got one but it's broken at the moment. I have anger problems and A Current Affair kept telling my parents about what "really" happens at high school parties. That presenter was asking for a remote control right between the eyes.

Books:

Babysitter's Club. Hello.

Heroes:

Marilyn Manson. Captain Planet. Black Sabbath. That croc that got Steve Erwin. Mr Evans paedafile extraordinare.