aleesohn
i wish people would stop getting me confused with this chick
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“…and I-I thought of that old joke, you know, this-this-this guy goes to a psychiatrist
and says, “Doc, uh, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken.†And, uh, the doctor
says, “Well, why don’t you turn him in?†And the guy says, “I would, but I need the
eggs.†Well, I guess that’s pretty much how how I feel about relationships. You know,
they’re totally irrational and crazy and absurd and… but, uh, I guess we keep goin’
through it because, uh, most of us need the eggs.â€
Woody Allen’s Annie Hall
don't get my playlist confused with my personality
Cool Hand Luke
man vs wild
The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch,Charles Bukowski, Crime and Punishment, Confessions of a Crap Artist, The Brothers Karamazov, Invisible Monsters, Crank, The Invisibles, Tucker Max, Flex Mentallo, Doom Control, Kill Your Boyfriend, The Catcher in the Rye, Wuthering Heights, Choke, The Hollow Surface, Please Don't Kill The Freshmen, War Peas, A Clockwork Orange, Transmetropolitan, Nietzsche
"the more i think about it, i realize how people could care less about other people. "-taylor crum.