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Michael

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

About Me

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth

Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.

one can only wonder...

Do you love me?

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

My Interests

scotch, sushi and sake... in that order.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it...

I'd like to meet:

oscar wilde. no, i'm not gay.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about...

Hold on love, the ribbon doesn't want to cooperate. It's got a bit of a kink.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

The band. It's just the two of us now... can their be a "band" of one?

I'm just looking for my shoes, thank you very much!

Do you like our owl?

is anybody out there...?

Vampire love...

If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.

Music:

yello, mozart,telepopmuzak :) enigma, the wondermints, ...

Movies:

wings of desire, lair of the white worm, spirited away, the fifth element,blazing saddles

Television:

poirot (the wife hates it. this is precisely why i love it.)

"Je reste assis et je regarde fixement dans le vide pendant des heures"

[(I sit and stare at nothing for hours on end) Tux]

..

Books:

books i have not. i'm not allowed any bookshelf space. hence, i read not.

Heroes:

oscar wilde. seriously, i'm straight.

"I got a flask inside my pocket we can share it on the train. And if you promise to stay conscious I will try and do the same. We might die from medication but we sure killed all the pain. But what was normal in the evening by the morning seems insane."

Hercule Poirot, Inspector Japp, and Hastings
-mes amis-

I cannot think... when you do that.

Chaulmoogra oil

Hello radish spirit...

rhythm divine

Oh, so that's what this is all about. It's because I'm a vampire, isn't it?

My Blog

crap!

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not
Posted by Michael on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:44:00 PST

observations

The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth
Posted by Michael on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:32:00 PST

Axiom

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Posted by Michael on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 05:22:00 PST

Early in July!

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:16:00 PST