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The Real Live Julia

You wanna give me a shina, cuz I look like this and I gotta vagina?

About Me

So I have all of this old shit on my page. It's like a little time capsule that wasn't hidden very well.
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My Interests

panic attacks, and any activity that results in a panic attack

I'd like to meet:

Bette Midler. I want to tell her she's my hero.

Music:

Oy...so much

Movies:

I passed out watching Rent, and dreamt of the cast singing "525,600 minutes" on a permanent repeat. In the dream they were all bewildered and angry because they couldn't sing beyond a certain point. I woke up to the DVD cycling the song over and over again on the title screen. My profound apologies to my housemate Nikki.

Television:

I just found out what Tivo is. One day I hope to be a failed celebrity so that I can be on Dancing With the Stars!

Books:

Lesbian pulp fiction is beyond ridiculous.

Heroes:

Bette Midler

My Blog

Welfare and The "Working" Mother: The Crime of Giving Birth Within A Capitalist Democracy

AS WRITTEN BY THE BRILLIANT QUICKSILVER GIRL HERSELFMY SISTER JESSICAI am adding this to my blog because it's true and important. And I want to stick to the assholes that blanketly judge women on welf...
Posted by The Real Live Julia on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 06:43:00 PST

Let’s Change the World! Part 1 of several parts

Preface: When I was 18 (a freshman in college) my advisor asked me what I wanted to major in.  I earnestly replied, "changing the world sir!" I believe my front tooth (the left one) may have shot...
Posted by The Real Live Julia on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:39:00 PST