Big Macs, Bunnies, and Well Placed Carrots |
The Confederate Tour
Hello my little darlings! I hope you've all been doing well in my absence, as John and I have only just returned from our yearly visit to family and friends wh... Posted by LOCA on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:45:00 PST |
DEATH OF A FRIEND |
Death of a Friend
For Linda
A dear friend died. It would be more precise to say that a dear friend of John's died, perhaps even his best friend. Don't get me wrong. I loved her very much. B... Posted by LOCA on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:40:00 PST |
The Political Machine |
At long last, our song "Political Machine" has been posted to our page. Although I rant and rave about the injustices of the right wing, make no mistake: both sides are interested only in controlling ... Posted by LOCA on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST |
The Legend of Crispy Cream |
The Legend of Crispy Cream
Although I'm quite sure you've heard it on the nightly news or read about it in the tabloids, I felt it would be best ... Posted by LOCA on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:59:00 PST |
The Stranger from the Mountain |
The Stranger from the Mountain
Those of you who know me are aware that I tend to blur the lines between reality and fiction when writing about my personal life. This holiday season, I of... Posted by LOCA on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:34:00 PST |
What Heaven must Be Like |
What Heaven Must be Like
I like to imagine Heaven to be an ever changing place,
being improved upon by each new arrival as they bring with them the best of who they were in this life.
I... Posted by LOCA on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST |
Ruby's Relations |
Ruby's Relations
Hello my Little Darlings! I trust that you've been entertaining yourselves during my recent incarceration. It took some fine dramatic work on my part, as well as a... Posted by LOCA on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 04:48:00 PST |
Harvey's Halloween Hollaaaa |
Harvey's Halloween Hollaaaa
For the last several months, visitors to my humble home have been commenting on an unidentified odor, described by some as the smell of a school cafeter... Posted by LOCA on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:09:00 PST |
Liberal Demons From Hell |
X.C.T.
Presents
The Lilliwight Saga
Chapter12
Liberal Demons from Hell
Disclaimer: Kiss my Gay, liberal ass!
Andrew Lilliwight was frightened. Tucked away in his se... Posted by LOCA on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:58:00 PST |
Missing Lead Singer Found |
Missing Lead Singer Found
Due to a series of events about which I can recall nothing, I have been somewhat unavailable for the last few weeks. I see that my trusty assistant Ruby ... Posted by LOCA on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 01:52:00 PST |