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Jack

So I guess this is what the cool kids do

About Me

once upon a time there was a man named jack gault. he was 7 feet tall with hands that looked of baseball gloves. he ate raw steaks the size of toilet seats every day for breakfast. he was also a very famous monitor lizard wrestler. one day while climbing throughout he jungles of asia, he spotted a 25 foot monitor and jumped down from the canopies for an epic battle. long story short, he ripped it's head off and hung it over his mantle. jack then got polio and died. rip.
circa:
jizz man hughes
jark shark jark shark likes to pee at the park he thinks he's cool, he thinks he's bad he must be right cause i think he's rad
jacky poo jacky poo i've barely seen him, since we got out of school. whats with that? i think its lame. i'm pretty sure that he's to blame.
jack-o-lantern jack-o-lantern at one point in time said he liked to burn is this still true? it is unknown but it 4 short days i'll be home.
circa:
drooly mcrooly

My Interests



I GOT A NEW SCREENNAME

AIM = JackIsAPipeBomb

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I used to have a list of bands I like over here, but it got ridiculously long and superficial. If you want to know what I listen to, just go ahead and take a click on this

Movies:

A very short and superficial list:
Taxi Driver
American Psycho
Cannibal the Musical
Hard Core Logo
Sin City
Snatch
Airplane
Boondock Saints
Dawn of the Dead
The Evil Dead Trilogy
A Clockwork Orange
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels
Crash
The Machinist
Layer Cake
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2
Night of the Living Dead
Hostel
Day of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Bad Taste
Layer Cake
King Kong
The Warriors
The Thing
Suburbia
Mad Max
Mad Max: Road Warrior
THX 1138
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Usual Suspects
The Shawshank Redemption
V for Vendetta
The Chumscrubber
Everything is Illuminated
Stay
Trainspotting
Secret Window
Eraserhead

Books:

Ham on Rye
Achilles in Vietnam
The Stranger
Stephen King's Dark Tower series
The Blue Avenger
Our Band Could Be Your Life
Dumbing Down
Farenheit 451
Of Mice and Men
Anthem
Essays by Emerson
The Brief and Terrifying Reign of Phil
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
1984
Animal Farm
Che
The Story of an Hour
Cats Cradle
Deadeye Dick
The Hills are like White Elephants
A Clockwork Orange
The Sun Also Rises
Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters
Catcher in the Rye
Fight Club
Choke
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
On the Road
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Noam Chomsky
White Noise
Invisible Monsters
As I Lay Dying
Rhinoceros
Hairstyles of the Damned
The Perks of being a Wallflower

Heroes:

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My Blog

all these people with their "i’m so alone" and "no one loves me"

bullshit really need to get over themselves. all i hear is "pity party pity party" "please pay attention to me!"really. are all of you so naive that you think anyone doesn't feel alone?it's just sad t...
Posted by Jack on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 11:07:00 PST

keep your feet on the ground

I am no supermanI bin kein ubermenschi'm a simple man with simple wordsand that's all i'd like from youdon't try to wow me with what you think you havedon't define yourself to rise abovei never want t...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:05:00 PST

Faulkner would understand

I wish I had the guts to tell my dad i love himand i wish i had the guts to tell people what i don't like about thembut i think the formers for the better and the latters for the worseand i'm afraid i...
Posted by Jack on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

lomography

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Posted by Jack on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 10:28:00 PST

why i've officially stopped caring

Alright. Right now I'm going to need everyone to leave who is going to mis-interpret this and decide to call me selfish, egotistical, or un-caring, because those people are clearly missing the point a...
Posted by Jack on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

Oh songs

and for the musically inclined i'm including chordsD A D G D A DTwo weeks ago i got called sceneDwho would've guessed, just look at me        A   &nbs...
Posted by Jack on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:17:00 PST

Oh yeah I'm Emo, I'm so fucking emo

song in progressWhy is everything beautiful that I seeTo my friends just a piece of shitAnd why is everything beautiful that I hearTo my friends just a piece of shitAnd why is every beautiful word I r...
Posted by Jack on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 02:09:00 PST

Fuck this goddamn world

I just watched "One Day in September" and it really makes me hate the world. How the fuck can everyhting be so fucked up? I swear I can not even conjure up the htoughts of what it must take to kill s...
Posted by Jack on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST

Coolest game ever!

Dear Jack, You have a cute ________. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I would build a _______ just for you. I would...
Posted by Jack on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:55:00 PST

People are rude as fuck

So I played a show tonight and it was pretty sweet. No one I knew was there but that's cool, I didn't really expect them to be. The crowd was fairly still but fine too because they don't even know me ...
Posted by Jack on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 08:00:00 PST