Music:
I make my own music, and it is so incredibly beautiful that it will literally melt mortal beings' brains into a coarse paste if even a single tone caresses their feeble ears. But to give you an idea of what it sounds like, imagine Enya, a nuclear bomb, and the most mind-numbingly blissful orgasm you've ever had all rolled into one. Everything else is pretty much unenjoyable to me. Especially human artists who dedicate their music to me. Take that, Bono and Beyonce!
Movies:
I'm actually working on one movie right now, which I know will never be finished. It's called Life, and it involves every single human being in the world, alive and dead. Unfortunately, no one will ever get to see it except me, and I have sole patent and editing rights to it. You can watch your cameo in it after you die, though.
Television:
Who do you think I am, the Pope? I don't watch TV, nor do I have time in my infinitely busy schedule to do so.
Books:
The only book you ever need. Well actually I don't read it, I'm just in it a lot.
Heroes:
Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but...myself.