I'd like to meet:
Baby Jesus, Don Knotts, a dog witha fluffy tail, and the bottom of a bottle.
Music:
Fugazi, Descendents, Dinosaur Jr. Minutemen fIREHOSE...pretty much the whole SST catalogue, the Gregory Morris Group , Cat Power, Sonic Youth, Victor Wooten, Medeski Martin and Wood, Melissa Ferrick, the Be Good Tanyas, the Beastie Boys, Minor Threat, Nina Simone, Nirvana, Operation Ivy, the Pixes, the Police, Thelonious Monk.
I miss Infinite Number of Sounds :(There had been an embedded video from Youtube here but I guess myspace doesn't want to play with them any more So now you'll just have to click here . Trust me, its worth it.)
Television:
Books:
Off the top of my head, Terry Pratchett, David Sedaris, Neal Stephenson and Douglas Adams. Stephen King is a hack.
Heroes:
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