I am currently involved in an elaborate scheme to cease production of a particular film. It has up till recently existed only fictitously in several key players heads. It is however rapidly approaching a time when scenes will actually be shot, thus I need your help. I am entirily inside this operation and have access to nearly all information, what I need is cooperation from a select few that are up to the challenge presented us by the film makers. That said the following possitions will be needed; get-away driver possibly more than one and might need a trailer, Patsy I cannot go down for this (otherwise I will have no ability to stop it a second time and believe me there will be a second time), I will need also one ransom note writer (this will entail a body that is not familar with those involved for they contain an inate sneakiness and possible cop connections), I will need a cop connection (for if this gets out it could come down to a certain level of retaliation and protection would be nice) I need a storage unit of at least 20 feet long, and to complete the list, four henchmen, willing to do various biding (possible use of a trident).
To ease your mind about my personal connection to those involved, I have been inbedded in this work since it's onslaught and have performed an array of tasks to procure its coming about. Those being; killing a defensless child of God (tree), abusing a perfectly fine vehicle of mine own, consumption of several endangered animals (swedish fish, buffalo, elk, venison, p.s. all delicious), even following drunken orders such as fetching water and Kleenex (to clean vomit), and liting myself on fire while wearing a claimed protective suit. The suit was burned in a matter of seconds and my skin is only now healing weeks later.
So anyone interested in embarking on this heroic quest with me, friend me and I shall begin weeding out the weak and unprepared. I encourage resumes though if you feel properly known by myself you may avoid that formality. I beseech you all to realize what we're up against and to be prepared for the aftermath if we should fail.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday: 12-15-83
Birthplace: detroit
Current Location: waterford
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5-10
Right Handed or Left Handed: left or ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Canadian, Irish, Scottish and native (basically anything that hates england)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Fuzzy bunny slippers, it was a light day
Your Weakness: Women
Your Fears: not finding one
Your Perfect Pizza: Hurley's
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Deciding what to do with the rest of them to come. And possibly a women to get them with.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: prolly
Thoughts First Waking Up: How did I get here, this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: I'm lucky if I get to bed
Your Most Missed Memory: That night I spent with Jack
Pepsi or Coke: which ever
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King though monopoly is awesome
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Brisk baby
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: depends on the mood
Do you Shower Daily: depends on the day. I'd say I average 1 per day
Have you Been in Love: I thought so
Do you want to go to College: Not sure yet
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: often especially around others
Do you get Motion Sickness: not yet
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes though not always
Are you a Health Freak: Considering the fact that I believe a dozen doughnuts is an acceptable breakfast Yes.
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Best time to swim
Do you play an Instrument: I have before but not well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I try to avoid them as much as possible
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes and the last time I think the guy said it was still alive as I ate it
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but prolly due to a lack of trying
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: saddly no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My work forces me to
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: certainly
Ever been Beaten up: Not by anyone other than me
Ever Shoplifted: yes it was mine and I liberated it
How do you want to Die: I'd rather not but if it must come from a sudden painless stroke after scoring a world cup winning goal and head butting a guy at the age of 97 for the usa.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Any suggestions?
What country would you most like to Visit: At the moment Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me though not a gnome
Weight: athletic but beyond that up to her
Best Clothing Style: preferred not
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 50 (its a rough estimate)
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 5 main ones, One not trying in high school, Two not trying in college, three not figuring out what to do with my life, not trying harder to find my soul mate and five wasting my time with this survey.
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