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SMS

A Tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle ~ Jonathan Swift

About Me

Currently a Senior Airman in the United States Air Force, with the Michigan Air National Guard. I work with Services, a very unique and challenging career field that handles a lot more than many people think. As a quick example I spent 3 years as a supervising cook, now I instruct food service, but focus on Mortuary Affairs and Honor Guard (and I haven't switched career fields.) Look it up some time, it's crazy 3M0X1. I plan on staying in for as long as possible. In my 4 short years I have learned and accomplished more than I ever thought was possible for myself. I'm aslo a chef in the civilian world, busting my hump in kitchens across Michigan dishing out traditional Irish, Scandinavian, and American cuisine. I like to write, I like to drink, I like to run around outside. Unlike most people in Michigan, even after 20 plus years of snow, I still like it; I really missed it when I was in the deserts.

My Interests

Books:

Palinuik, Vonnegut, David Suzuki, Chbosky, Kosinksi, Tennyson, Bourdain, lots of non-fiction nerd stuff

My Blog

Need college money? Or just something more?

Hey guys, no pressure, but I've started working as an Air National Guard Recruiting Assistant. My job's not to run around and con folks, but instead I'm a go-between. I'm here in the community as...
Posted by SMS on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

Am I going to die?

Today, at the base, I let something slip. I accidentally told one of my sergeants that I had been having little panic attacks. I'm sure some psychologist would say that it was no accident. That may be...
Posted by SMS on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 02:24:00 PST

Leave my brother the fuck alone

I hope he doesn't get pissed about this; but to all you lame ass crazy fucks, leave my brother the fuck alone. This is more of an open letter format, maybe somebody who should will read this. Leave ...
Posted by SMS on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 02:33:00 PST

I don't know

I'm about ready to shut down completly. I'm getting over pnemonia, not givng a fuck how it's spelled, and mostly pissed because it tends to interfere with my smoking. My antibiotics are gone, now all ...
Posted by SMS on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 10:00:00 PST

A-10 Warthog/Thunderbolt II

Empty Shells Shimmer in the Sun. Cold sweats Soak deep. An operatic thunder Rolls into a distant Silence. Flying pigs Swarm ant hills. The ugliest girl at The dance Has her way With columns of men. N...
Posted by SMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Quiet

Its quiet now. That perfect quiet That can result only From perfect chaos. Those black nights Eluded only by the great rolling Thunderheads On the endless horizons. That chaos when lightning And thun...
Posted by SMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Synaptic Coin Purse

She Dreams of the Winners circle, Being fisted by an amputee. Shot out of a cannon, Into a dragons belly. Pushed down a hill In a fish-fry dumpster. Ignited by kerosene wishes And unending dreams. C...
Posted by SMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Can't

Un-composed echoes Buzz in my ear Mosquitoesque. A weight attached to my Eyelids Drags me down further. My steps Heavy Shuffle Deaden my pace. Prisoners of war, Tears escape, One at a time, Undetecte...
Posted by SMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3rd Degree

Flames gently licked Her body Like a pedophile daemon. The newspaper said it was Thursday Today is Friday Tomorrow is another issue. The June Bugs Seem louder Now that youre gone. That stink of Char...
Posted by SMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Substitute Teacher

Real Pain hurts more Because it is not of Your own. It is against your will. To create your own pain Is to conquer the intruder. Paper cuts met with irons, Heartbreak overcome with blade. I must find ...
Posted by SMS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST