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Jeff Stuckey

walk a mile in my shoes, you'll get blisters for sure

About Me

i am a long gone loser with a problematic headtrip. i drink too much and my hair is a reflection of this. currently my hair is slicked back & i am not drinking. i hate most everybody i meet but need to write to feel connected to something bedsides my four walls. if you want to add me & i don't already know you then write me a letter. otherwise you better be dripping with personality & similaritys because everyone knows my delete finger is the fastest in the Midwest.

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My Interests

..books...binge drinking...Lauren Bacall...taking my phone off the hook...my poetry but probably not yours...rock-n-roll...car crashes...shotguns...impressionist painting...cats...girls...indian food...my guitars loud...'natural guts defeating natural talent'...the ocean...pulp art...beating the odds...pills...watching the cat get the bird...detective novels...flowers...b&w movies...and did i mention girls?

I'd like to meet:

anyone with soul

Music:

Hellacopters..Robert Johnson..New York Dolls..Candy Snatchers...Oblivians...Detroit Cobras...Hanoi Rocks...Turbonegro..Hank Williams..Devil Dogs..Motley Crue..New Bomb Turks...Hasil Adkins..Replacements...Dirtbombs..Deke Dickerson...The Pagans...Jesus and Mary Chain..Compulsive Gamblers..Deadly Snakes..Greenhornes..Sahara Hotnights..Rolling Stones...American Music Club...MC5...Dusty Springfield...Glucifer..The Cure..The Sonics...Reigning Sound...Motorhead...The Pouges...The Shangri La's....Teengenerate..The Gories...New Order....Iggy Pop...The Dutchmasters...The Crystals...Sick Pleasure...Wayne Hancock...Mystery Addicts...Lords Of The New Church...The Only Ones...Nine Pound Hammer...Whole Lotta Action...King Louie...BBQ...The Yardbirds...Lost Sounds...Guitar Wolf...The Briefs..The Chiffons...Stiv Bators...Demon Claws...MOTO...Bo Diddley...The Cynics...Nuggets...Jay Reatard...KBD...Flaming Groovies...Teenage Head...Plimsouls...

Movies:

To Have And Have Not, Amelie, Where The Buffalo Roam, Breakfast At Tiffanys, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Dogs In Space, Casablanca, Tin Cup, Bringing Up Baby, Barfly, Cool Hand Luke, Saving Private Ryan, Night Trips, A Place In The Sun, In Cold Blood, Office Space, Stranger Than Fiction, La Femme Nikita, Ask the Dust-great book great movie,

Television:

Band of Brothers..Firefly..Family Guy..Stargate..any random nature shit..Scrubs..Rome..No Reservations..Cracker..2 minute shots of anything as i flick the remote

Books:

everything by Charles Bukowski and Micky Spillane. also Hemingway, Douglas Adams, Hunter S Thompson, PJ O'Rourke, Raymond Chandler, Jim Thompson, John Fante, Henry Miller, Anne Rice, Richard K Morgan, Li Po, Elmore Leonard, John Steinbeck, Dashiell Hammett ...recent books that moved me...Confederacy Of Dunces, Generation Kill, Down And Out In Paris and London, Spitting Off Tall Buildings, Giovani's Room, too many to list now...

Heroes:

Isabel (the Biz) Stafford, Attila the Hun, Johnny Thunders, Van Gough, Charles Bukowski, Greg Oblivion, the stranger that gave me 20$ in Boulder Co, Anthony Bourdain, Humphrey Bogart, who ever invented whiskey, Scrumpy, Tony Covate, ...i don't know this one is kinda hard...

My Blog

WERE IT BELONGS

i think about a great many things these daysi live in the country & it's quietwhen i smoke in the backyard i have to strain my ears to hear cars i never hear sirens or people screaming anymore&...
Posted by Jeff Stuckey on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 01:01:00 PST

FRIDAY NIGHT IS AMATEUR NIGHT ANYWAYS

so yea, here i am again just me and my four walls it's nice like this and i like the solitude... the phone hasn't rang in hours i'm not even playing any music just the cars crashing by outside my ope...
Posted by Jeff Stuckey on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:29:00 PST

THIS IS THE WAY I PLAY IT

ok this is how it works, if i don't know you & you want to add me then send me a letter along with the request. i have way too many friends as it is & it becomes retarded when i'm t...
Posted by Jeff Stuckey on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 06:46:00 PST

DFA

Don't Fuck Around with Drunk Fucking Assholes Drinking Fucking Alcohl it's funny that i can't spell that last word being as it's been such a constant in my life it was there when my girl left it wa...
Posted by Jeff Stuckey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GIRLS SEX BOYS

so i sit here with my drink, my pills and my general misunderstanding of the world. girls as always seem to confuse and make me dizzy. for what would seems like such a simple creature they have the po...
Posted by Jeff Stuckey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST