Turhan Caylak

About Me

Though extremely, or yet, devastatingly handsome, I also brandish supreme jocular and intellectual properties at all times. Moreover, I am a fool with child-like sensibilities. I also come from a long-line of fierce, stalwart, and relentless warriors from the Ottoman Empire. Although my ancestors are indubitably known for insurmountable feats of pillaging, raping and slaughtering mankind throughout the centuries, I think, however, 2007 will be a promising turn for the betterment of the militant Turks of old, maybe not in most of the natives that inhabit the land and, further, their long-standing ignorance, but, more for the perpetrators that govern that seemingly perpetual neglection.All seriousness aside, I cherish the fact that we all: man, woman, and child, were manufactured, packaged, and shipped out from a vaginal canal and directed unto this earth, without inquisition, summoned by some prestigious and mystical force of grandeur. Lastly, we all have a heritage of some kind, but, most fail to see, research, or discover, the history of the direct line before us, down to the very first vagina(s) that my(our) forefather(s) entered. Thank you, on behalf of mankind, to both parties, wholefully.TC.
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2008 Stanley Cup Playoffs on Versus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdtscA4wnCo

This is my national voice over for the Stanley Cup. Watch it here, on YouTube, or on Versus channel 122. My lines are, "I am 18,000 teammates, I am a cult following, I am the hit you never saw coming.

My Interests

Acting -- recently wrapped WIRED CITY, Inc,. --, writing movies, making films, all things funny, and raising my little one.

I'd like to meet:

Intelligent, funny, and inspirational people of the like, the woman of my dreams, then, God, and maybe a few world leaders, and, oh, yeah, Charlie Chaplin, who's dead. But, it's my profile, so, shut up. . .

Music:

System of a Down, Old Metallica, WolfMother, The Killers, The Bravery, Fishbone, Bad Brains, The White Stripes, The Strokes, The Raconteurs, Rocketface, The Black Keys, Classical, Middle-eastern music.

Movies:

I see about 5-10 films a week. If you have the time to strike up a chat about some of your favorites I'll see if I can expound.

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Riches, Extras, Dexter, The Office, Forensic Files, Blue Planet, Discovery.

Books:

Nausea, The Stranger, The World According To Garp, Blaze, Lord of the Flies, Who is Conrad Hirst?, The Delivery Man, Brother Odd, Forever Odd, No Country for Old Men, Pet Sematary, The Mist, A Million Little Pieces, The Lovely Bones, Everyman, Wallflower at the Orgy, Disgrace, Monster Island, I am Charlotte Simmons, Odd Thomas, The World to Come, A Confederacy of Dunces, Martin Dressler, I Am Legend, Blink, Catcher in the Rye, Invisible Monsters, The Messiah of Morris Avenue, The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, The Life of Pi, Choke, The Terror, The Cloud of Unknowing, Heart-Shaped Box, Fangland, The Bastard of Istanbul, The Kite Runner, The Road, Him Her Him Again The End of Him, On The Road, The Diviners, Time Won't Let Me, Killing Floor, The Alchemist, SantaLand Diaries, The Prophet, Writing in Restaurants, Biographies of Andy Kaufman and Charlie Chaplin.