Tigger[F.I.F&S.O.S]

My Niece amuses me

Kaitlin: (on rocking horse) Ive got to be careful on here so I dont squash my nutsNikki: you dont have any nuts youre a girlKaitlin: yes I do mummy! *points to crotch* theyre down there!!!Oh good god ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 05:12:00 GMT

Cats & Doors

I want to kill Oliver. See cause my door's warped it doesnt shut properly so hes taken to shoving it open to come in my room. I dont mind him being in my room but he needs to be taught how to shut doo...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:38:00 GMT

So bored its inhuman

I'm meant to be writing. Fucks sake. I'm sat bored senseless and trying not to vomit. Stoopid stomach acid, eatings meant to make it better but its all lies. Tossers.Someone amuse me im bored
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 15:30:00 GMT

Dentistry & Tooth Pain

So as you may all know i had my tooth pulled out not so long ago. Not as bad as it was to be fair *but* it still feels like I have a tooth there which is just wierd.But my jaw aches cause see I grind ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 17:05:00 GMT

Christmas

Is shit. I cant stand christmas its so pooo! Evil tinsel, sneeze inducing trees, A fat jolly peadophile creeping to give your kids "toys".. Ew! fucking perve.
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 14:49:00 GMT

Emanuelle In Space.. Best Porno Ever??

I hath been asked by the pudding hooker, to review possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.Okay, so, Wash's house. About 1am-ish sort of time, we're thinking, we're wide awake, what's on...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:17:00 GMT

brrrrr

Its fookin cold yay!.. i want it to rain again! rain rules! cept when it makes your mascara run and it gets in your eyes.. that hurts lolTTemperamentalIInfluentialGGoodGGrungyEEntertainingRRespe ctable...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 15:04:00 GMT

Halloween

Its nearly Halloweeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! Come on who in their right mind doesnt like Halloween? Seriously. Its magical.
Posted by on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 03:44:00 GMT

And Again The Time's Wrong

But I'm not changing it cause it just changes back again.I went to go have my hair cut today. Came back, uncut. Why? Cause I aint paying £50 for a damn haircut! I could get it done for half that! Less...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 00:31:00 GMT

Visa plot and my time lies

Its not 6.50 am its lying, I just cant be fucked to change it.Okay so Visa plot hehe. See I wanna live in Finland. I also wanna have a cool gothic wedding ( have plans for it and everything, i shall e...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 06:50:00 GMT