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TextPix From GetOnMySpace.comI enjoy reading jokes like:A young couple is golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined
with
million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife slices her shot
right
through the large front window of the biggest house along the course.
They
walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in."
Opening the
door, they see glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the
floor.A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?" The
husband begins to apologize, but the man cuts him off. "Actually, I
want to
thank you?I?m a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward
shot
released me. I?m allowed to grant three wishes, so what I?d like to do
is
give each of you one wish, and I?ll keep the last one for myself.""Fantastic!" says the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for
the
rest of my life.""No problem," says the genie, "it?s the least I could do. And you,
ma?am,
what do you want?""I want a house in every country in the world," says the wife."Consider it done," the genie replies, turning back to the man. "And
now
for my wish. Because I?ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven?t had
sex in
a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."The husband takes a long look at his wife and says, "Well, we did get
a lot
of money and all those houses. If you don?t mind, honey, I don?t
either."The wife agrees, and the genie takes her upstairs, where he ravishes
her
for three hours. After he?s through, the genie rolls over, looks at
the
wife, and asks, "How old is your husband, anyway?""Thirty-five," she replies."And he still believes in genies?"
***Katt Williams!!!!lol***********************Take The Time To Grow****************** You pray for that fantasy's blessing to shine it's inner beauty into your flower for a rose that blossoms within that hour you say you'll wait, but that was yesterday and now it's too late; for today is a new day Now the pollen you've yet to create is at stake meanwhile your once vibrant red petals have already began to to slowly let go of the fire that once lived within for an unworthy sin and even though you surely may repent, you can't help but admit that if only there was no such thing as time everything would be fine when in reality, you should have prayed for God's blessing instead Atleast then, you would still confidently have your time to shine again, and again in your now so unpromising future ahead. LaParis J. Williams
****pretty much anything down south, ya dig...****T.I.****YOUNG YOLA****&SPADE;LIL WAYNE&SPADE;****RICK ROSS****Toe Down****Pizo*********YO GOTTI****C-NILE****Z RO****THIRD DEGREE****SHAWTY LO****PLIES****Lil' Boosie*****Webbie****Trick Daddy****Young Joc****Jeezy****and the list goes on...But Most of all...Reggae is my favorite type of music. Sizzla-*Give me a try*, Bob Marely, Bares Hammond-Hold On*I love that song*,Ziggy Marely, Cobra, Lady Shaw, Capleton, Lady Nancy, Ki-Mani Marley, and Vicious, are my favorite raggae artists, along with Buju Banton~"It's like Boom Bye Bye"-lol. And any one TRUELY from the A will know why I feel that the Peacock is my favorite Reggae Club!!!!
SHOTTAS-FAVORITE MOVIE, SINCE 2003, Paid in Full, Good Fellas, Scarface, The God Father, Carlito's Way, Poetic Justice, Harlem Nights, Baps, Belly, Love & Basketball, The Wood, Menace to Society, Soul Plane,Juice,Above the rim, White men can't jump, Friday, Temptations, five Heart beats, Boys in the Hood, Memoirs of...
What eva I feel like watchin', ya dig.
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