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Das Jake

... Flushing emcees down the loooooooooooo/ Don't Believe me?/Bring yah posse bring yah creeeeewwwww

About Me

A lot of the time I'm horny, some of the time I'm hungry the rest of the time I'm drawing

My Interests

Choosing to forego a tiredly plebian list of, "general" interests and, instead, affixing in its place a list of words I find particularly amusing is something that genreally interests me, I also like using a lot of hoity-toity talks when I speechify, anyways, here's the promised list:Cumberbund, Glacial, Tears, Jewish, Hambletonian, Plebian, Pelvic, Taco, Ron Artest, gastric by-pass, and since it's the nineties, and therefore time to get real...Butt, because that's what people call ass in the real world

I'd like to meet:

Ridiculously wealthy, nyphomaniac heiresses with motorcycles and rocket launchers and a yacht the size of Delaware and hearts that pump Maker's Mark which, until the age of 19 I thought was called Marker's Mark

Music:

I really like that song from Batman when the joker and his leather-jacketed thugs fuck up the museum...it's kind of like Prince but not, you know the one, it goes like...Party Man...Party Man...I think it's called Party Man

Movies:

Chicano Gang movies are all right, but now I'm really into movies about girls struggling to become women, like, come on the one about the Travelling Pants, tear-jerker...oh yeah and Faces of Death, if someone could combine those two genres, I'd definitely do it with or near them

Books:

Books is for Mary's ::Punch Myspace Tom Right in his dumb, happy face::

Heroes:

Laibach did it with Freddy Mercury...seriously