founded in the record breaking summer of 1983 this specimin is the 8th wonder off the world, nah jus messin am i fuck, my names JAKE and before u ask no i aint photshoped my pics i really am that gud lookin, neways back to about me im a very outgoin, fun, loveable, good lookin sound guy, weekend alcoholic, binge drinker wotever, who can b a cock sumtimes but every1s a cock sumtimes but at least im honest, and u av2 b a cock to be a betta person, i love avin a pissa an gettin offit as every1 knows. above r my pictures its a slide show of all the madness i get up2, watch it should be fun. basicly i jus spend me time niffin round at work makin pritty pictures asa graphic designer, get paid niff around this wank town gettin boozy wiv my tramp mates, pissin me money up the wall, gettin of me cake on wot i can get hold ov (pref garrys or mad man if ur buyin) i love to mate an now an then pull the odd razza or 2 an jus do the same the next week really, going nowhere fast says me mum, cheers, get down the nogger sumtimes support the local shite stoke, an used to enjoy the occasional brawl, enjoy goin the gym occasionally if not to work out but to look at sum fine ass on the runners, enjoy playin squash an most other sports really, like abit of retail p 2, crnt beat a nice sweater and sum new kicks, but love nufin more than music, cudnt live wivout it, an go anywhere to hear it, love playin pro and im especially gud at it, ill mop ne1 up on pro, otha than that nowt important really. I am abit of a culture vulture thou an do like 2 venture out on holiday an tha av bin fuckin everywhere man, bin 2 new york citay 3 times vegas twice, san fran, florida, ibiza 4 times, all over germany, bendorm, magaluf, prague, barcelona, paris, riga, the list goes on but me next targets r oz, south america and tiland this crimbo. in my spare time i enjoy a gud egging mission, 15 eggs from tesco for a quid an a gud throw an the nites yours, hitting unsuspecting shirt boys on there way out to a gud nite coverd in yolk, rite gets up there noses, childish but hours of fun for reasonable cost, also now an then i enjoy nothin more than abit of kettlin, im gud freinds wiv indoor international champion shaun trotter, ava ganda at great man bellow.
anyways yeh thats me if ud like to know more on the subject be sure to hit my inbox wiv any questions especially ladies, i love razzas... ..I edited my profile at Doobix.com
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