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***SpongeScott Scrubpants***

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About Me

Lets see.. I am a dad to two wonderful children. My son is 9 and my baby girl is 2. Spongebob is for my son. It was that or Elmo, but when I put Elmo on the screen my daughter thought she owned my computer, and toddlers and computers do not mix well. I am blessed with many great friends, and life gets better every day. I enjoy doing stuff with my family and friends. I like MEXICAN FOOD & MARGARITAS WITH EXTRA TEQUILLA. I also like to go fishing around Dauphin Island. Sometimes I am in my back yard shooting my guns, or having a beer or three, working in my garden, or whatever. I love shock value and I don't blindly follow others like the majority of society does. I'll talk to anyone about anything and I always try to have an open mind, but I also have opinions on things as well. blah blah blah Just say hi to me. Get your layout at Myspace Layouts

My Interests

everything and then some

I'd like to meet:

Hmmmm.. I am not looking to meet anyone in particular. I have not been back on MySpace very long, so it is going to be nice to catch up with some of my old friends and stay in touch on Here. I have not started dating again since my divorce. I spend most of my time at work and with my children and family. So, I do not have sex either. Thats right, it has been a VERY long time. Its not that I dont like sex, because I think its f'kin awesome (literally). I guess I am waiting on true love, or at least someone who has the ability to seduce me, and thats not easy because I have a lot of willpower. lol Maybe I am just waiting to meet a woman who is SANE and somewhat normal. I don't mean normal as defined by society, because I don't give a damn what society thinks, I mean normal as in the ability to make rational decisions and someone who is capable of having a healthy relationship, or at least someone who will not stalk me if things don't work out.. Also, I want to remind everyone to PRACTICE SAFE SEX. There just isn't any good reason not to, especially given the consequences. JUST REMEMBER THAT CARPET BURNS, CONCUSSIONS, EYE INJURIES, AND BACK INJURIES CAN ALL BE PREVENTED IF YOU USE THE PROPER PERSONAL PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT DURING SEX. SAFE SEX DOESN'T JUST MEAN CONDOMS. Anyway.. feel free to message me if ya want.

Television:

SPONGEBOB, WONDER PETS, SOUTHPARK, THE DAILY SHOW, THE COLBERT REPORT, AND BILL MAHRE.

Books:


Get Your Own Clock Here

Heroes:

Hef, Jimmy Neutron, Ghandi, Dali Lama, Thomas Jefferson, Elmo, Dr. M.L. King,Jr, John & Paul, Jesus Christ, Schindler, Theodore Roosavelt, SpongeBob, Indiana Jones, & "Bond, James Bond"

My Blog

My 1972 Buick Riviera

This is my car. Check it out.. A 1972 Buick Riviera Boat Tail with a 455. It is Gold with a white interior. It isn't fast, it is DAMN FAST. There is a difference. It gets about 10 MPG on the highway,...
Posted by ***SpongeScott Scrubpants*** on Wed, 10 May 2006 08:34:00 PST