TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave Venneri
Birthday: July 3rd 1987
Birthplace: Phils House
Current Location: Fuckin Newtown
Eye Color: Hazel (Blue / Green)
Hair Color: Shit Brown
Height: 5' 7''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Gueto Wop Dego
The Shoes You Wore Today: I Didnt Put Shoes On Yet
Your Weakness: Huge Amounts Of Random People
Your Fears: ^^^...And Clowns...And Walking By Cars At Night Time
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage + 4 Kinds Of Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Figure Out What I Should Do With My Life
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Chillin Deep"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuck Dude"
Your Best Physical Feature: A 3 Foot Cock
Your Bedtime: Anytime In The AM
Your Most Missed Memory: My Skating Prime
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK!!
Single or Group Dates: Either Are The Shit
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Fuck Coffee Dude
Do you Smoke: Ya Mon
Do you Swear: Ya Mon
Do you Sing: Ya Mon
Do you Shower Daily: Like 4 Times A Week
Have you Been in Love: I Am Now : )
Do you want to go to College: I Am In College
Do you want to get Married: FUCK Yea
Do you belive in yourself: For The Most Part
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never Have Never Will
Do you think you are Attractive: Somewhat
Are you a Health Freak: Hell No
Do you get along with your Parents: My Mom Yea...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love Them Shits
Do you play an Instrument: Not Anymore...::Sigh::
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hahaha
In the past month have you Smoked: HAHAHA
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HAHAHAHAHHA!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yesssssss : )
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yea : (
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not The Whole Box Fatty
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yea California Rolls Are The Shit
In the past month have you been on Stage: Hell No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope Thank God
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Way Too Cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: HAHAHA
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Never Been In A Real Fight
Ever Shoplifted: Who Hasnt?
How do you want to Die: Tripping Face Falling Off The Highest Point In The World To The Lowest Point In The World
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Chef! Or Own My Own Diner
What country would you most like to Visit: Wherever Amsterdam Is...England?
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark
Favourite Hair Color: Brown...Anything Darker
Short or Long Hair: Longer
Height: Dont Care
Weight: Really Dont Care
Best Clothing Style: Whatever Looks Good On The Person
Number of Drugs I have taken: Not Too Many
Number of CDs I own: Not A Lot Anymore...Fucking Theifs
Number of Piercings: 0...Soon To Be At Least 1
Number of Tattoos: Dont Think Ill Ever Get One
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A Couple...
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BUCKETHEAD - JORDAN
PRIMUS - TOO MANY PUPPIES
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SUBLIME - DATE RAPE
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HALF BAKED BRIAN MUNCHIES RANT HAHAH
ANCHORMAN BAXTOR PUNT SCENE SOOO FUNNY
SUPER TROOPERS FARVA BURGER SCENE HAHAHAHHAAH
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