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MC Total Fresh

If you want some, you're gonna have to go get some

About Me

The best rapper this side of the Mississippi, Florida's very own MC Total Fresh recorded his EP in the frozen north of Michigan. The beats were made by Rusel Andrews (who doesn't have a rap name) and MC Beef Stu makes a cameo on the hit song "I'm Jesus".

The second batch of beats were made by DJ Chonks, who is in California. Yeah, motherfucker.

Send MC Total Fresh some mail:

MC Total Fresh
P.O. Box 773
St. Pete, FL
33731

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/9/2006
Band Members: Billy Sandwich, Fuckface Flowerchomper, and Nubbins McCann.
Influences: 1. Bird Flu
2. Hillbillies
3. Fish
4. Biggie
5. Tupac
6. Jesus
7. Billy Mays
Sounds Like: A freighter running aground on Prince William Sound as midgets abound.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Interview with MCTF

http://www.racketmag.com/interview_mctotalfresh.html
Posted by MC Total Fresh on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST

My rider:

Here's my rider:One (1) giant pelicanFive (5) cases of Orangina DrinkThirty-Seven (37) bags of dinosaur fruit snacksFour (4) or Five (5) lady friendsA subscription to Juicy Grannies WeeklyOne (1) plan...
Posted by MC Total Fresh on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:37:00 PST

"I Sold a Busload of Kids to Iran"

My new album "I Sold a Busload of Kids to Iran" comes out June 13th. I don't know if that's a Tuesday but I don't give a shit because I'm MC Total Fresh and I do what I want and get my rhymes released...
Posted by MC Total Fresh on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:12:00 PST

To all my kids out there...

If you or someone you know might be a child of mine, I've compiled a list of stuff to do:1. Associate yourself with me as much as you can. Nothing makes your friend count go up higher than having a ra...
Posted by MC Total Fresh on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:05:00 PST

I bought a fighter jet today.

This afternoon, I got my 47th royalty check in the mail from my record label. My music has been burning up the charts as of late (ever since I had 3 songs in that Disney movie) and I got a check for m...
Posted by MC Total Fresh on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:55:00 PST

That one time when I went to that one place.

I went into a mall about three months ago (back when the People magazine was out with my face on it) and some kid wanted my autograph. Because I've never signed my name correctly once in my life, I sc...
Posted by MC Total Fresh on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:29:00 PST

I'm the reason for the season

Today, I stood on a street corner spitting my raps when a kind old woman came up to me. She told me that she used to rap back in the roaring '20s and that she actually invented rap along with Oliver H...
Posted by MC Total Fresh on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:49:00 PST