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ONE OF MY FAVORITE ASSES..........
CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid, when drunk MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 security, so you dont get caughtCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick/dude you tried to pick upCIVILIAN FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points alpha,bravo,and charlie.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but hey, that shit was fun as fuck!"CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you. MILITARY FRIENDS: will tell you,"stop being a bitch and come on!"CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and hope for the tag team.CIVILIAN FRIENDS:Know a few things about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you!CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Might try to hit on your girl/guy behind your back. MILITARY FRIENDS: Have hit on your girl/guy right in front of you.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you!CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door. MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn't come. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore". MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say "okay just one more" and then 2 minutes later "okay just one more".CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. MILITARY FRIENDS: Will," knock them the fuck out!!!"CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you." MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you
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