Maintaining Against the Grain

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: J
Birthday: august 81
Birthplace: Billings Montana
Current Location: Denver Baby!
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: Clown wig rainbow
Height: not tall
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: shit, im just another stupid american
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dirty smoke smelling docs that got burned a lil last night
Your Weakness: Addiction
Your Fears: stupid people who vote
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken, artichoke hearts, basil, garlic, scallions or just dump some thai food on one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: stop fucking IMing me!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why do i always have a boner when i wake up?
Your Best Physical Feature: rock hard forhead and beer gut
Your Bedtime: when i fall over
Your Most Missed Memory: Throwing up an FTA cheers with the Blue Falcon Hate committee
Pepsi or Coke: beer
MacDonalds or Burger King: thai food
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: mmmmmmm
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yeas i do. Why you ask? Cause fuck you i can!
Do you Swear: Absofuckinglootly not
Do you Sing: like a drunk bum!
Do you Shower Daily: nah i only shower on full moons. wtf of course i do
Have you Been in Love: yes i am
Do you want to go to College: im in college
Do you want to get Married: not really i see marriage as some gay christian ritual i dont want any part of
Do you belive in yourself: You bet your fuckin ass i do
Do you get Motion Sickness: After a bottle of whiskey yeah
Do you think you are Attractive: i am hot shit. GET SOME!
Are you a Health Freak: I eat wheat bread then have a beer, i go running then i have a smoke...so no but i am healthy and a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: indeed
Do you like Thunderstorms: yessir
Do you play an Instrument: harmonica, badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: what a stupid question...
In the past month have you Smoked: smoking currently
In the past month have you been on Drugs: does sniffing rocket fuel count as a drug?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yep with my gorgeous girlfriend
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: HA! no i havent, bitches.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: fuck oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: uh huh and some miso, cant leave out the miso
In the past month have you been on Stage: maybe, i do dumb shit when i am drunk
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: maybe, see the question about being on stage...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hehe
Ever been Drunk: no and i dont breath the air and i turn into godzilla when american idol comes on
Ever been called a Tease: nah thats kinda gay
Ever been Beaten up: not as bad as the other guy
Ever Shoplifted: yes i steal from the government and big corporations
How do you want to Die: i want an alien to pop out of my chest like that movie
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up and i acheived what i wanted, i am a full-fledged scoundral
What country would you most like to Visit: China
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: not fake
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: not taller then me
Weight: not a heffer
Best Clothing Style: naked on my bed
Number of Drugs I have taken: hehe
Number of CDs I own: a metric shit load
Number of Piercings: i dont like metal in me
Number of Tattoos: a few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one
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