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game program Ted Mustard

You're as blind as Anne Frank!

About Me



"... constitutionally-mandated clusterfuck..."

"Uh, yeah, hey buddy. Uh, I'll have a triple cheeseburger, and a large fries, and uh, do you sell pants?"

"I like your sleeves, they're real big."
"Thanks, I made them myself. "

Visit this site please. It's currently contending with Beef Stew as the best thing ever.

Okay, this is nothing but fart jokes... but it must be shared! Click me now!!!!

OMG... check out this site!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

I love books and music and apparently selling real estate.
"Well it does have two bathrooms. A rug will cover up that stain, and that train only comes through the living room once a week. "

Pre-Hyptnotized Peter

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Cradle of Filth - Babylon AD

Creepy... and ambiguous... Cradle of Filth rocks!

My Interests

Reading books. Listening to and playing music. and playing my Xbox. Of course when i'm not hanging out with my girlfriend. Watching movies is fun too...

I'd like to meet:

Dani Filth, Adam 12

Music:

METAL METAL METAL. Powerman 5000, Deftones, In Flames, Fear Factory, Cradle of Filth, Slipknot, Dimmu Borgir, Chimaira

Movies:

Fight Club, Memento, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay & Silent Bob, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite

Television:

South Park, Alias, Family Guy

Books:

1984, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse Five, Galapagos, Breakfast of Champions, Fluke - Chris Moore

Heroes:

Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell, Seth McFarlane, Seth Green, Matt Seinreich, Harvey Birdman,

My Blog

What? Why are you reading this?

Oh crap!Go to my new blog. It's nice there.Or my other blog. I post the same content on both sites. But not here....
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Fri, 09 May 2008 11:24:00 PST

Couple of Rockin' Announcements

Ladies and Gentlemen! Beloved readers and other people who read but don't care....I am moving up in the world. I will no longer be a wage slave at Barnes and Noble, but instead a glorious game tester ...
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:23:00 PST

That's it, Pablo Francisco!

Pablo Francisco has officially moved to #1 on the hit list. He used to be funny. The first time I heard his 'movie announcer' guy voice, it was pretty funny, and he had a couple of other jokes that we...
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

On the benefits and drawbacks of free movie screenings

    There is usually a very good reason for movies to be shown for free, as in the case of Flags of our Fathers. Some things that might make good books do not translate well for movies....
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 03:11:00 PST

An Ode to Lamb of God's new album, Sacrament

ok... i'm pulling a john and posting our IM conversation. the black text is john....deathdealer86 (9:10:53 PM): did you finish listening to "Sacrament"? John Pingel V1 (9...
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:09:00 PST

Holy Crap, It's Ted Mustard!

Ok, wow. End of the semester rapidly approaching. BUT My last huge paper finally done. I should be going to bed now, but I have a bit of energy left (thank you, diet coke!), and I'm a little stoked ...
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:28:00 PST

Work and Crap

Alright! Here's to spending a good three hours organizing my overstock, music and art bays, and having the other newsstand employee come in and completely fuck it up... i was severely upset. But it ga...
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 05:50:00 PST

The Tunnel of Love Reopens

*Ted Mustard grabs the "Out of Order" sign from the Tunnel of Love. Blows off dust* Wow... it has been a while since the Tunnel of Love has been up... better fix this place up... *Ted Mustard sets...
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:33:00 PST

PS Episode 3

Holy shit... almost forgot. How wierd is walking into the theater to watch Episode 3, and sitting down right next to my fifth and sixth grade teacher. Wierd.
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Star Wars

The circle is now complete? Yes. Yes it is. It was awesome. Only one or two disappointing scenes. Very little Jar-Jar, and unfortunately, he doesn't get his head cut off as one would hope. I can't...
Posted by game program Ted Mustard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST