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Mary Jane RottenCrotch

'Grab an umbrella and join the slaughter!'

About Me


No man should be called happy till his death;
Always we must await his final day,
Reserving judgment till he's laid away.
Ovid

"Thus what I thought I had seen with my eyes, I actually grasped solely with the faculty of judgment, which is in my mind." Rene Descartes

My My Tattoo

My Interests

21st birthday afterflow

B U N N I E S


^ My awesome (and ugly) school. ^

I'd like to meet:

a fellow cronic shit and piss machine

Music:



Movies:

Quid opus est partes deflere? Tota flebilis vita est.

Television:

Wonder Showzen

Books:

i read until my eyes bleed
[in no order]

Heroes:

Mike Patton, Liz Fraser, and these ugly dudes:

DESCARTES

VICTOR TURNER

My Blog

fuck you, burt.

wowi went to longs and listened to this cholo looking guy recite (rather loudly) a ton of greeting cards to his blind mother. 'TO A WONDERFUL SISTER ON HER BIRTHDAY... aww dats sweet aint it mah?' ...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:21:00 PST

Identity

Well today wasnt as horrible as I was expecting. Most likely because ive been taking small amounts of medicine throughout the day.Things I wish I could stop doing today:Talking to myself in my headTa...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

Im doing homework im doing homework im doing .. .

I just got some power coffeeafter a few power napsand power cereal as a reward once i finish my homework.Unwanted news has made it impossible to study, but i figured id better make myself go through h...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

My cat hates the guitar.

I just bought fruit flavored gum because it was 50 cents and cheaper than real fruit. Yes, im broke.  Travis is broker. The cat is almost out of food.  I dont know if i can afford transport...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:43:00 PST

dank

something in my apartment smells dank.... (i just took a shower so its not ME) Ive been going on googlegroups lately.  Sad non? mmmm pineapple, guava, strawberry, orange juice... May this blog...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST

quand?

So my blogs seem all gloom and doom, i noticed. but in reality im having the best time in my life. ive never been so happy.  its really strange to say that. here i am with my new promotion, a n...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:59:00 PST

Strange Fruit

Im bored yet there is nothing I seem to do about it.  My new job is cool I guess.  Atleast it is a lot better than the last one. Quid opus est partes deflere? Tota flebilis vita est. I nee...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:28:00 PST

Work ... Life

I quit my job today.  and started a new one. Im really glad to have said byebye to crazy world.  The only sad thing is that i will miss Jamila.  And that beautiful office. But onto new...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 09:32:00 PST

pink cigarette

wellllll here i am, at the airport.  Im trying to look like im doing something important on this laptop.  typatypatypa.  wont be home until 1am if im lucky.  Yay for pulling luggag...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 03:17:00 PST

wet hair

so.. here iam.  in oakland.  ready for bed at 9:30.i cant even think of anything original.  my brain is sooo consumed with work.im looking at an apartment tomorrow.  its a 2 br and...
Posted by MARYJANE ROTTENCROTCH on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:17:00 PST