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THE MASTER CYLINDER" aka!!!ARTEMAC!!!!

A MISTAKE A DAY KEEPS MY PERFECTIONISM AT BAY. TODAY I WILL ENDEAVOR TO ENJOY MY HUMENNESS

About Me

happy go lucky,positive thinker,love a good fart joke ,love surfing and everything about surfing and i love my mama,wont hesitate to slap a ho cause rick said so. i'am a warrior for the god not evil,but not afraid to dig the hole,its not the first hole i dug.tight cotton panties on girls is the greatest thing invented EVER!

My Interests


Surfing,fixing surfboards better than anybody else i know ,burnin one with my bro's the beach,rollin around i my 78 chinook the pimpest ride on th e beach(aka THE MOBILE LOVE UNIT, the mlu being really really good lookin,making people laugh ,danceing to house music or salsa being sexy ,being happy and only counting the sunny hours the brightest hours of the day, laughing alot on the count of the pot,thinking about nothingfixing surf boards

I'd like to meet:


SOS Ding Repair,The choice of champion surfers everywhere.for all your surf board repair needs.also sales rep. for W.R.O.N.G. clothing.so don't where a thong where w.r.o.n.g.
Aloha & Stay Irie
i like big buts and i can not lie cotton panties one size to small , and mean girls suck,surfing to me is more important than youll ever be don't take it personal it doesn't mean i don't care, you have to like the beach and camping and mexico and sunsets and sunrises and joke lots of jokes and laughing alot at tater totsc cause the boyz in the hood are always hard talk some trash and we'll pull your card CREEKSIDE MAFIA 4 life i surf and surf nurf nurf drool ( surfers rule)

Music:

sublime,red hot chili peppers,sublime,long beach dub allstars,your mama hummin on dez nuts,longbeach short bus ,DINGUS,house music techno ,DJ. DAN,BREACK BEATS JUNGEL,sublime.barington levy,slightly stoopid,sublimeCREEKSIDEMAFIA

Movies:

godfather,ANIMAL HOUSE ,goodfellas,bambi,nasty flithy cab rides#1,back to school,snatch,fight club,zoolandeR,KIDS ,old school,daddys little bitchCREEKSIDEMAFIA LOVE AND A 45,NATRUAL BORN KILLERS , TRUE ROMANCE,OLD GANGSTA FILMS

Television:

SHOOT YOUR TELEVISIONCREEKSIDEMAFIA

Books:

THE FOUR AGREMENTS,soul of the samuri,bible, and any thing with alot of pictures

Heroes:

me,all my boyz at topanga beach,bruce lee , sonny chiba,and all the U.S SOLDIERS fighting in iraq and any where else,and MYSELF I'AM A HERO FOR SURVING ALL THE SHIT I PUT MYSELF THREW AND LEARNING FROM my mistakes CREEKSIDEMAFIA

My Blog

R.I.P. Art - Short Film <br> Please watch & Comment

Here is the link to watch a short film that I star in and my friend Charlie filmed, edited and put together.We would appreciate your comments and thoughts on all aspects of the film.http://films.thelo...
Posted by THE MASTER CYLINDER" aka!!!ARTEMAC!!!! on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:43:00 PST

Sic Surf


Posted by THE MASTER CYLINDER" aka!!!ARTEMAC!!!! on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:52:00 PST