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AislingRose

I am here for Friends

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorThere's a tangerine rotting on my desk. I should probably throw it away, but I've grown accustomed to the shape sitting there. Besides, I like the way it smells.

My Interests

Reading, writing, volunteering for the Democratic Party, running, and walking my post in a military manner.

I'd like to meet:

kitty cats & Ira Glass

Music:

The Stones, Beck, Camp Low, Sonic Youth, Radiohead, FLC, RHCP, Sigur Ros, Herbie Handcock, The Slackers, Fifteen, Ghostface Killah, Atmosphere, Spiritualized

Books:

I like to read my own writing. Over and over again. I am the best fucking writer ever. I'm funnier than Mark Twain, scarier than Poe, more fantastic than Poppy Z. Brite. I am more complex than Pynchon, more philosophical than Socrates, and more whimsical than Vonnegut. I am more touching than Bradbury, I am more gifted than Salinger. My eyes are fucking bluer than Toni Morrison. I am the best and I don't need anyone. I don't need your job, I don't need your love. I am ten feet tall and I will chew you up and spit you out because I don't need you. I don't need you.

Heroes:

Michael Wren Ruff