I like cheese. Pepperjack is for winners.
I have lived in Georgia, Iowa, Illinois, Michigan, New Hampshire, Kansas (Wichita, Lawrence, Shawnee, Overland Park, and Leawood), Minnesota, Oregon, and now California. I've also lived in Texas, Wisconsin, and Missouri for short periods of time. No, none of my family is in the military.
I hate moving all of my belongings from one dwelling to another. (Just for you)
I used to have a one eyed snake. One day it disappeared and I haven't seen it since.
My cat is a trained killer.
Driving down I-35 south of KC I saw a billboard advertising vasectomy and vasectomy reversals... Truly the work of a marketing genius. I recently saw another one on the way to Des Moines on I-35. Sad.
Whoever sent this squirrel to assassinate me beware - he's coming for you next.
There is a cuticle pusher on my desk.
"Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none."
