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Jack Hammer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I live where the river flows like wine I'm talking about the salmon of Capistrano I'm talking about a little place call the O.CCCC. Where do i begin??? It all started when my parents took a trip to a place called garden grove!!!! About 9 months later i was born into this world.... Im a 26 yr old young man that loves everything about life... I have traveled almost around the world because of what i do... Im a proud Pro Body Boarder thats what i do for most of my living... I love life and live it day by day... Im a fun person to be around from what everyone says to me... I love meeting new people thats what i live for... I always look @ life in a positive way never negative... i Strive to live a healthy life and always try to put a smile on anyones face... Iam a little weird but who isn't... ( can you define normal to me ). If you try then cool but more than likely i will think you are weird!!!! But anyway if you wanna get to know me on a personal level than ask me... " But if you dont look unique or appealing to me then you will get a deny " ( I'm just being straight up with you ) I don't bullshit im real and don't like fake people i don't have time for drama or lairs save that shit for your babys mamma... So hope to see you around.... Cheers To You All

My Interests

drinking, partying, getting naked, running naked, doing jumping jacks naked, visiting my mommy, golf, dancing, rocking out in my car, friends, family, skipping in the park, 80's, pudding, beans, laughing, joking, eating, wine, tea bags, slapping people when im drunk or ask friends to slap me, shaving my arms and genitals, pedicures, ocean, body boarding, traveling, boat trips, dating, rubbing feet, back rubs, cuddling, watching the sun rise and set, cooking dinner, flexing my but cheeks, flexing in the mirror, laughing, smiling, honesty, truthfully, doing weird dance moves, talking shit, shooting the shit, taking a shit, blowing my nose, giving oral pleasure, riding my bike, Rollerblades, ice skating ooo wait i cant ice skate, talking shit to hockey players....an.. ect....

I'd like to meet:

I dont know this one is hard for me cause i pretty much know who i need to know... but im always down for new friends... who isnt??? But i would like to meet Gorge W. Bush cause he needs to be slapped in the face like a red headed step child.... 2nd Would have to be the creator of this world cause there has to be one... 3rdly Leonardo De Vinci cause of his view's on different things in life and question him about both of his books. ( you should read them). OOOOO ya one more thing i would love to meet a leprechaun so i could get me pot of gold... And which of course you...

Music:

Check out:

Movies:

north shore, Tension videos, no friends, cky, jackass, the best of snl Chris Farley & will farell, this list can go on and on.

Television:

i hate tv

Books:

all of Mario Puzo's books and some of Edgar Allan Poe

Heroes:

Myself for all the goals i have done and still working on, My mom and fam, Friends you know who you are, Spencer Skipper, Ryan Hardy, Jesus, And which of course you.

My Blog

ONE TRUE FEELING !!!!

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Posted by Jack Hammer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST