SHAGGY

All my friends have changes their "about me"'s so I have decided to follow suit. Such a sheep thing to do. Wish I'd come up with idea. I love coffee. The espresso pot just produced another strong cup for me. I average 5 a day. I read in a national geographic that coffee is good for you and I'm sticking to that theory. Sometimes my heart beats too fast but I blame that on not doing enough exercise. 1 cup coffee= 2 glasses of water. It's known to dehydrate you and make your wee smell like it too. Being in college doesn't help because there aren't any treadmills in the class room. I sometimes wish I had an exercise bike in class so I could cycle and listen at the same time. The ones you get at my gym which I have only been to once because I misread my work out program and couldn't bend my arms properly for 5 days and looked like a tool whenever I tried anything from scratching my face to sipping on a beer. The ones where you kind of sit back and push your legs forward so you can have a desk over your lap. They have ear phone sockets on the bikes at my gym so I think I'd be able to plug in a study disc and kill to horses with one duck. That's a saying which casper came up with when we were walking to the shops and he forgot how the "real" saying went. We were at Tobys unit, which is a 10 minute walk from my unit. His unit is number 9 and mine is number 10 so thats means our unit is better than his even though he has a better view. I live with Green and Nolan. Nolan needs to learn some hygene skills but we still like him. He likes the man from the bonds underpants advert on tv. Green and I like the lady. I don't have a radio but i listen to the radio on my computer. I have a station wagon called the black mamba. Green has a magna PI and Toby has a verada. In journalism you are meant to get all the "w"'s and the "h" in your first 30 words. sometimes I do it in less but generally I don't. I'm a simple man with simple needs. If you had one last text message to send before dying what would it be? Thats a competition on the radio, that's not me getting emotional and serious. I can't stand all these emo kids. Fuck man buy a pair of jeans that fit you. Cut your hair, you can see better when you don't that greasy mop you call hair draped over your eyes. Hmm I drifted off topic, I don't know where this is going or how I got here. I'm more concerned about the car crash outside my window right now.